Bah!!!

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

RE: Bah!!!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

No! This is professer Smiggins

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

That's strange... my staddon sense tingles towards the idea that you are really zack....

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

(sigh)

proffeseur smiggins

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Do not be fooled by the sound of my voice. I am in fact... Who did I say I was again?

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

Bedong!!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Smoo

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Confusion techniques?

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

Snitters..

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

Something freaky's going on here!!!

Time just went backwards on the forum!!!!!!!!

dundundun!!!!!

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Staddon, your avatar is gay

Hear me?

GAY

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

You can talk monster!!

Your gothic avatar reminds me of john nash!!

That makes you a john nash wanabe!!

that makes youSADandGAY!!!

granny.....

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

did we ever find out who let the dogs out?

why does inflammabe mean the same as flammable?

why do most stand-up comedians sit on a stool for there show?

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

if i drive race cars, does that make me a race-ist?

why are they called fingers if they don't fing?

why are the Yellow shipping company trucks orange and black?

who the heck invented the interent?

it costs nearly $2 million to legally show an episode of the Simpons

you can actually grow the tip of you finger back if it gets cut off

it is impossible to lick your own elbow

the first time someone hears that, they'll try to lick it

why are you said to be wreck less when you have lots of wrecks?

why is Spanish like a semester class when you take English through every school grade?

why is it that we can download millions of files a second, make cars run on hydrogen, and view television from anywhere in the world with the click of a button; but we can't find Osama Bin Laden??

why does everyone get superpowers when they get blasted by gamma rays? wouldn't that cause like cancer?

a new study shows 40% of men don't kiss there wife goodbye when they leave for work, but the same study shows 90% of men kiss there house goodbye when they leave there wife.

People Magazine's Best and Worst Jobs list came out recently. Number 1 for the second straight year was "Buisness Marketing Multimedia Designer", and a surprise for worst job, last's years worst job "crack whore" was beaten out by "crack whore trainee"

If yes in french is oui oui, do you say "I have to find the bathroom! I got to take a wicked 'yes'!"

ever wonder why those exercise things from infomercials are never sold in stores? "That's right Jan, not sold in stores cause it's a piece of crap...I got the idea for it from smoking a lot of pot"

what exactly is in toothpaste? where does it some from?

bacon + eggs= bacon & eggs!

Billy cracked corn and i don't care, Phillip Cracked corn, i still don't care, Jeremy cracked corn and he is gggrrreeeeaatttt!! Take that you stupid corn!

has anyone ever found Waldo??

i think the only way President Bush could not get re-elected is if the legal voting age was lowered to 6 and to nominate Spongebob-Squarepants

some guy working at a Food Lion(it's like a Dillon's) actually accepted a $200 bill, on the bill was a picture of current President Bush and on the back was picket signs all around the White House saying things like "We need a Tax Cut"

moose farts smell like wet cats and yams

i hate the saying "you know what they say..." NO!! I DON'T!! and who is they anyway??

every question in the world can be answered with "yes/no" "stuff" "some guy" "a bunch"somthing" or "i dunno"

i can almost bet money that you'll never hear the phrase "well, i guess that's what i get for Riverdancing in a thong!"

when you think about it... should a bankruptcy lawyer really expect to be paid?

groudhog- the new white meat!

sometimes i think of kids as the left testicle of socitey. i think that makes grown-ups the large intestine and part of the lungs. i'm not sure though.

Don't fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose

Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in there shoes. Then make fun of them all you want because your a mile away and you have there shoes!

When will Justin Timberlake die?!!?!?!?!

My perdiction for the next fad= shaving ferrets!

Something can't "new & improved" If it's new, there's nothing like it before; and if it's improved, there'd have to be something before it-Dennis Leary

what's the point of the Ed pic with a chicken on his tounge down at the bottom? Who cares when it's that darn funny!! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha, ahhhhhh.........hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!

why does everyone always click the "don't click here" link when they first come to the site? why? i'll tell you why... PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!

seriously, who let the dogs out??? *voice breaking up* come on, this is tearing me up inside....I NEED ANSWERS!

!trams nmad ytterp er'uoy, tuo siht erugif nac uoy fI

NOW YOU'RE ALL CONFUSED FROM THE THING ABOVE AND NOW IT WILL STEW IN YOUR MIND FOREVER UNTIL YOU FIGURE IT OUT! AND BY THE TIME YOU FIRGURE IT OUT, YOU'LL BE DEAD!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! DIE IDIOT DIE!!

you know, if Jennifer Lopez keeps up this marrying different guys thing long enough, J.Lo and I will be married in about 225 days for just about 24 seconds. Depending on the strength of the Yen, of course.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back because life sucks!!!!

i remember one time when i was young; A man in a black and white striped suit and chains jumped from behind a bush and told me if i didn't get some food and something to get the chains off, he would come back a kill all of my family........I wonder whatever happened to that guy...

to truely understand what mandkind, we have to look at the two words that make up mandkind; "Mank" and "Ind" and those words are mysteries, and so is mankind

why did the bad guys in really old super-man comics always throw there guns at super-man when they ran out of bullets??"oh crap, i'm out of bullets! surely tossing my gun at him will stop him when many many bullets didn't!!"

when life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in a squirt-gun and nail people in the eye!!

i kinda wish evil space aliens would come and take over the world and make us there pets...because i really want one of those little bed things with my name on it.

don't fight ugly people, they've got nothing to lose

i see dumb people

i still see dumb people

Lostintheplot · Moderator

In response to Staddon, it's not gothic, it's glam/punk. And I've changed it now, so... if you want it, the link's in my bio

In response to Jamie:

did we ever find out who let the dogs out? no

why does inflammabe mean the same as flammable? so you can set fire to more stuff

why do most stand-up comedians sit on a stool for there show? not true. most stand up

why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? don't you get arrested for driving on parkways?

if i drive race cars, does that make me a race-ist? no. only if you discriminate against, say, formula 1

why are they called fingers if they don't fing? mine do. They also mung, because munging rules!

why are the Yellow shipping company trucks orange and black? don't know what they are

who the heck invented the interent? Some american guy in the 1970s. Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, though

why are you said to be wreck less when you have lots of wrecks? irony

why is Spanish like a semester class when you take English through every school grade? uh???

why is it that we can download millions of files a second, make cars run on hydrogen, and view television from anywhere in the world with the click of a button; but we can't find Osama Bin Laden?? because he closed down his website: www.binladen.evilruler.af

why does everyone get superpowers when they get blasted by gamma rays? wouldn't that cause like cancer? In fiction, no...

If yes in french is oui oui, do you say "I have to find the bathroom! I got to take a wicked 'yes'!" No, you say j'ai besoin de faire de pipi. Ou est la salle de bains?

ever wonder why those exercise things from infomercials are never sold in stores? "That's right Jan, not sold in stores cause it's a piece of crap...I got the idea for it from smoking a lot of pot"

what exactly is in toothpaste? where does it some from? Not sure, but seaweed is among the ingredients

bacon + eggs= bacon & eggs!

Billy cracked corn and i don't care, Phillip Cracked corn, i still don't care, Jeremy cracked corn and he is gggrrreeeeaatttt!! Take that you stupid corn! Jeremy couldn't crack an egg

has anyone ever found Waldo?? I did

moose farts smell like wet cats and yams Really?

i hate the saying "you know what they say..." NO!! I DON'T!! and who is they anyway?? You know what they say Jamie...

every question in the world can be answered with "yes/no" "stuff" "some guy" "a bunch"somthing" or "i dunno" Like on Little Britain: "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, cause what happened was Emma said to Charlene that Daisy was going out with Dave but you don't listen to emma cos she's a whore and SHUT UP!!" I love that..

i can almost bet money that you'll never hear the phrase "well, i guess that's what i get for Riverdancing in a thong!" I said that once. Took me ages to recover!

when you think about it... should a bankruptcy lawyer really expect to be paid? Not really