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your head might go thrugh a hole host of interwebnet peoples screens


if u contracted bird flu...

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...you would become a bird.




If you didn't contract bird flu...



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you wouldnt



if coca cola was alcoholic

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There would be a lot more drunk people in the world. Including Santa.




If penguins and polar bears both lived at both poles...



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They would learn to get along


If Staddon was actually 29

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He would be older than us.




If Tony Blair pulled off his face and turned out to be George Bush underneath...



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I wouldn't be surprised


 


If a train actually arrived on time..



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...I would be surprised.




If we all had to swap places in each others' lives...



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I think it'd be awful to be Jamie

If you could talk any other language fluently...

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...I could get a job as a translator!




If your first name was actually 'Monday'...



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id hate my parents


if jesus was a chav

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...he would have started all his sermons with 'oi!'




If I turned my head round 360 degrees and vomited over everyone...



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i would be very scared and exrtemily creeped out


if we all lived in iceland

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...we would probably be caretakers.




If we ruled the world...



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id outlaw being a chav



if xmas was cancelled

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...nothing interesting would be happening tomorrow.




If we got into a 1984-style police-state...



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i wldnt have a clure whats goin on



if chris went bald

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...we would all be shocked.




If the world went dark...



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I would need a lightbulb


If you had to leave halfway through typing...

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...I wou


 


Sorry; anyway. If you accidentally swallowed a champage cork...



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