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Captain Centipede


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...it'd be like that cartoon, Oscar the piano.


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...poeple would stop getting dizzy.




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It might get lost

If everything was made out of wood...

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...there would be no metal. Or plastic. Or anything else, for that matter.




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...Then your crap would be hand shaped



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...you would be crowned king!


 


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Ohh...




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It would probably have an odd gravitational pull


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...I would not be writing this.




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it would be rather odd, but I don't know why you would.


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...I would drink more lemonade.




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I would reach for the paracetamol


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...I would wonder wtf was going on and how I was apparently breaking the laws of physics.






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there would be lots of smiley humping in ross posts




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...the forum would die, because there would be no Monster (or Wheatley).




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he would be even greater

If you could help me to think of a question...

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it wld be the best darn question ever thought of



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then there would be a less colourful world


If black wasn't the new black...

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...then white would be the new black.




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I would need a handy travel guide to return


If I could fly...

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...you would fly to the moon and steal all the cheese! Muahahahahaha!




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