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Then the rubbish would say "Ah, an animated reindeer"





If you were a lawyer...



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"...I would scream, get his autograph, and run away. If you ruled the world..."


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I'd make a case against Waldock... If you get my drift.




If Mary had a little lamb...

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...Its fleece would be white as snow.





If everyone was super...



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....then everyone would think ur Gay





If ross was gay...



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...everyone would be super. Thanks for asking.






If Jeremy Paxman ate your hat and coat...



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 20:51, 2004-12-20

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.....I would be Naked





If Sheep went on random rapeing sprees....



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...Fotis would no longer be safe.






If the letter 'M' looked exactly the same as the letter 'Q'...



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 23:41, 2004-12-20

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...then I would have to say Toq is a qinge-eater





If everyone looked like me...



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We would all become confused about who was who.





If you broadcasted 'zeekybookydook' over a radio and told everyone to repeat it...



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Then there would be a load of people talking crap!





If Ross was a vicar



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...I would have a Sutton vestry...(*remembers & shudders*)





If oysters rules the world...



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...then we would all be forced to live "Unda the sea!"

If tea hadn't been invented?

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The British Empire would never have existed.





If you saw Weebl & Bob in the street...



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I would offer them pies

If there was no green...

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...there would be only other colours! And plants would be black.





If cows were given human minds...



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Then they would invade Christchurch


 


If you could go out for a meal with anyone...



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...it would be someone interesting.





If this game went on forever...



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We'd all end up with crappy ifs

If there was no water

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...we'd all be very thirsty.





If your hair turned green overnight...



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..that'd be pretty cool, depending on the shade


If there was no music

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