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...I would run away.





If you accidentally drove a nail through your earlobe...



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Then I would go 'bleed bleed bleed' all the way home!




If snails were an English cuisine and not French

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...We would be made fun of more than French people are.





If George Bush wasn't a strategically shaved monkey in a suit...



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Then he would be an unshaved monkey in Borneo.





If you woke up next to Bill Clinton



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...I would scream, get his autograph, and run away.





If you ruled the world...



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Then I would make several laws to my advantage





If you were sent to Mongolia



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...I would come back.





If Fotis' name changed to Gertrude...



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Then I'd say "HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Gertrude Sevastakis!!!!!"





If Ross was secretly female...



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...I would be very annoyed.





If all cats were really walking, remote-controlled bombs...



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...I wouldn't be surprize, I already know there sh!t bombs...





If you lived in Sway...



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I'd have no-one living near me. Plus, I'd be inbred

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And the question?!?...

Oh, I'll post one for you.




If you were exposed to a spoon for 5 minutes, what would you need?

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Spoon guard, of course. And extensive plastic surgery, by the looks of things.





If you were a Weebl & Bob character...



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I would stop myself constantly rocking.




If you could fart anywhere, at anytime it would be...

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in your face right before i sh-it on u!!



if people dint think they knew everything



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Someone (Geuss.....im not sayin who) wouldn't exist....



If everyone went to brock?



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...We'd all be bored, because we wouldn't be able to tell each other about our 6th form/college experiences.





If NetHazard became the Queen's official residence...



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"...We'd all be bored, because we wouldn't be able to tell each other about our 6th form/college experiences. "


like what? and dont use ur dry bsb humour on us!


i spent the whole day in the common room.


but if every did go 2 brock it would be well cool



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Originally posted by: Wonder_Bob

"and dont use ur dry bsb humour on us!"


Yeeeeeees.


Anyway, carry on with the game.



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We'd add a second leg.




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