Once upon a time no-one played this game and it got quite boring. So a small giraffe decided to brutally murder Aaron because Wheatley did not want Aaron to eat his pie. But the pie thought that the story was boring so Aaron got the feeling that the story should end. And a magic orange tree sat on the evil witch, and the kingdom was Johns forever, apart from that little pond by the tree which all the frogs regurgitated in. When he opened his erotic of box doom, he saw that England had unfairly been heated out of the European-cup by a moomin holding a rather large dildo as he was a twat referee, who deserves to be hung by his intestines, after having his eyes
gouged out, and his lips being bitten off by lector whilst being raped by a fish wearing an amusingly large fez whilst eating a large chunk of Ross' favourite type of biscuit!

The biscuit had been digested previously by Ross because he drank too much vinegar, by the way, Jamie eats poo, which is wrong because it was horribly Guinness-black almost like the inside of a mushroom. Meanwhile the man was scraping the inside of a barrel.

The End.