Patron Saint of going to ridiculous lengths to control a diet
Moe from the Simpsons
Patron Saint of Patron Saints!
Tesco
Patron Saints of not being windows!
The Moomins
Patron Saint of political-news-typey TV people
Shaft
Patron Saint of Austrian-Americans...of which I'm sure there are many...
Marilyn Monroe
PS of glamour icons
Led Zeppelin
Patron Saints of impossible feats of aeronautics
Woody Allen
Patron Saint of fair-playing footballers
Ruth Kelly