Patron Saints of being named after a type of... SANDWICH!!!
Jay and Silent Bob
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Gasp*
Think of the children!
Patron Saint of being the only Tory leadership candidate anyone's ever heard of
Frederick Forsythe
Patron Saint of...clubs?
Darth Vader
Patron Saint of resigning from stuff.
David Blunkett's dog
Patron Saint of...football.
Kim Jong Il
Patron Saint of China
(and other forms of pottery)
Captain Kirk
Patron Saint of Have I Got News for You
George Bush Senior
Patron Saint of the Irish!
Wait, that's Saint Patrick...oh well, near enough.
Jamie!