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<We regret to inform you that these words have self-destructed. This is because, unfortunately, George Bush fell on the button again.>

Unfortunately, the shcokwave hit a nearby computer and released a new wave of 'All Your Base Are Belong to Us' across the internet.

Unfortunately, the fans of the cartoon hunted down the deleter and threw stale buns at him.

Unfortunately, they contained poison.

Unfortunately, Monster typed 'was', instead of 'wasn't', so everyone died.

Unfortunately, it only worked on Jamie.

Unfortuately, when he did, some of the 'clones' went AWOL and started wrecking the city. Much like Godzilla was intending to do in the first place.

Unfortunately, right at that very moment, the distraction was destroyed by a comet.

Unfortunately, while they watched the comet in awe, they (like penguins) ended up falling over backwards because they can't turn their necks up far enough. Thus crushing stuff.