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Fortunately/Unfortunately


A new game!

I say something like:

We went swimming yesterday


And then the next person could say:

Unfortunately, there were aliens guarding the pool entrance


And the next:

Fortunately, we had our plasticine zappers

So on and so forth. It keeps on going like this until... I dunno....

I'll start with:

I went into town yesterday...

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Unfortunately, Godzilla was rampaging.

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Fortunately, he had shrunk to 2 inches high

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Unfortunately, he now shot lasers out of his eyes.

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fortunately his lasers were off the market and therfore ****e..

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Unfortunately, everyone was still too scared to stop him.

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Fortunately there was one man who was not scared

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Unfortunately, this was Jamie.

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Fortunately he had taken muscle-boosting supplements

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Unfortunately, it only boosted one muscle.

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Fortunately, it was his defeating arm

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Unfortunately, Jamie was unable to aim his defeating arm because he was drunk.

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Fortunately Godzilla died at the smell of alcohol on Jamie's breath

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Unfortunately, he fell onto a 'world self-destruct' button.

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Fortunately, it had been wired by George Bush

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Unfortunately, George Bush was on hand to try and repair it.

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Fortunately, he was still an idiot

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Unfortunately, he brought a surgeon along to give him a brain transplant.

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Fortunately, the brain surgeon was his dad, so he was bound to f.u.c.k. it up!

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Unfortunately, the button managed to fix itself.



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