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The Mighty Big Fat Pie

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RE: Milestones


have you got other programs running in the background or lots of popups?


or is it just slow



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It could be spyware, there's a lot of that out there at the moment.


Only the other day, my computer almost completely died from it.


Then I destroyed it! Muahahaha!


(The spyware, not the computer)



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describe 'spyware' for any people who dont know exactly what it is out there

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Basically, what it is is this:


Many unscrupulous, internet-based corporations send it to your computer through pop-ups, adverts and other such things.


It then spies on your activities on the internet, so it can send the information back to the corporations. They use this information for marketing (e.g. seeing what you're buying on the internet).


The spyware, although not intended to, clogs up your computer. It's rather like throwing a rope into a machine's moving parts. The more spyware there is, the more rope gets into the machine.


Toolbars, especially ones that appear for no reason, are notable symptoms of this. There is also a very bad example, called 'incredifind', going round at the moment.


That's what I had. You can get things to hunt and kill spyware, though - a bit like virus scans.


Anyway, that's about it.


Phew.



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Nice post-length contrast, Jamie.

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thank you

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i am willing to give anyone a prize who can guess why i'm extra nervous about going into school tomorrow 

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Staddon isn't gonna hurt you really Jamie.


he's only joking



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he hurts me for taking his penlid


so why would'nt he hurt me for posting RANDY pictures of him denying his true homosexuality


(now hes just gonna hurt me for saying that)



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Don't worry, Jamie, we'll protect you - we need you out of hospital to take pictures of Staddon on Friday.



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THIS IS MY 1000th POST!!!!!!!


YAY


CELEBRATIONS


IM THE KING OF THE WORLD(wide web)


ALL HAIL ME


exsept for ross whos already there


















 




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Woo. Go Jamie.




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where?

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Over there.

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*goes over there*

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my computer literally blew up. as in fire and smoke.


so now my pc is being used downstairs, and i dont have one in my room to use


 



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how the hell did you manage to blow it up!?!??!

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