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(You know you wanted someone to say that. )

Recap...

Once there was a poo who was called ross mayner, he had a Dildo called john nash the sacrifisial willy of doom, one day he was eating pie with it between his leggs using a mutated umbrella toothbrush to poke his cat, which was up fotis's arse playing the harmonika and flame juggling, hoping that fotis haddent eaten curry recently.

Mean while, zack was practicing building a lego thong for eating pie, and Staddon went to the butchers for some German stiffs, also to sell Jamie and Wheately's penises.

A small italian giraffe decided to find its long-lost cousin and buy Jamie and Wheatley's severed penises from the butcher's. Jamie and Wheatley cry, lost their hair and lost their testacles as the butchers wanted to trade them in for a coconut named Ross, who craps out testacles every Hour.

They will trade these testacles for a testacles eating super chicken! The chicken uses these to start a small bisiness in coconut handling, it then got p!ssed off and was unable to lay any testacles, So it asked jamie for his testacle producing limb, but Aaron bit it off and excreted it onto Fotis' small, small, small anal cavity. Fotis ran around screaming in pain, as he discoverd that Staddon was viciously biting his nipples with great lust for a horribly small, indigestible peanut that was lodged between his eyes, zack saw this and decided to lick his pie, and walked over to sniff jamies small, tiny penis repulsing machine, that Jamie uses on a daily basis. Meanwhile the butcher approaches Staddon to try and steal his penis using a long pincer claw. Staddon uses his matrix fighting to fend off the butcher and accidently trusts his butcher's knife into Monster's hand monster rips it out and accidentally loses a few fingers only to pick them up and sew them back on. Licking them in the process. Monster then sees Zack entering him. Monster jumps into the arse of Ross. Ross enjoy's eating a pie during sex as do most his family.

Rumplestiltskin enters and decides to propell vomitt from a canon using a limb taken from his Big Mac that he had retrieved from the arse of great insanity that was bestowed inside a creature with very large and oddly-shaped ears.