Recap...

Once there was a poo who was called ross mayner, he had a Dildo called john nash the sacrifisial willy of doom, one day he was eating pie with it between his leggs using a mutated umbrella toothbrush to poke his cat, which was up fotis's arse playing the harmonika and flame juggling, hoping that fotis haddent eaten curry recently.

Mean while, zack was practicing building a lego thong for eating pie, and Staddon went to the butchers for some German stiffs, also to sell Jamie and Wheately's penises.

A small italian giraffe decided to find its long-lost cousin and buy Jamie and Wheatley's severed penises from the butcher's. Jamie and Wheatley cry, lost their hair and lost their testacles as the butchers wanted to trade them in for a coconut named Ross, who craps out testacles every Hour.

They will trade these testacles for a testacles eating super chicken! The chicken uses these to start a small bisiness in coconut handling, it then got p!ssed off and was unable to lay any testacles, So it asked jamie for his testacle producing limb, but Aaron bit it off and excreted it onto Fotis' small, small, small anal cavity. Fotis ran around screaming in pain, as he discoverd that Staddon was viciously biting his nipples with great lust for a horribly small, indigestible peanut that was lodged between his eyes, zack saw this and decided to lick his pie, and walked over to sniff jamies small, tiny penis repulsing machine, that Jamie uses on a daily basis. Meanwhile the butcher approaches Staddon to try and steal his penis using a long pincer claw. Staddon uses his matrix fighting to fend off the butcher and accidently trusts his butcher's knife into Monster's hand monster rips it out and accidentally loses a few fingers only to pick them up and sew them back on. Licking them in the process. Monster then sees Zack entering him. Monster jumps into the arse of Ross. Ross enjoy's eating a pie during sex as do most his family.

Rumplestiltskin enters and decides to propell vomitt from a canon using a limb taken from his Big Mac that he had retrieved from the arse of great insanity that was bestowed inside a creature with very large and oddly-shaped ears.

Later the Immortal Hitmanx2x relises he was'nt wearing any trousers so he quickly puts on a handy ironing board cover, hoping that he rememberd to put on his underwear too, but he didnt, so he had to go comando for the day passing elderly people he jumps on top of an old lady, rubbing his groin vigerously and pulling out of his spare spatula, he then thrusts into the old lady. Jumping into the carma-sutra with Jamie Carruthers pet chicken's little friend, a tiny squirrel named Fotis, Fotis then decides to jump on hitmanx2x and sexually hump him through the night the next morning jamie comes over to a tomato across Fotis and Wheatley, who stare in curiosity, they then decide to lick their best friend Jamie's, very small, illegal gopher num-chucks he bought in a porn shop with a french stripper named Kevin who was a lethal former spice girl who tends to lick used (click) spoons and forks which have been used up rosses ass, making him very horny and very uncomfortable and very shagadelic, he turns around to see a donkey up fotis' ass, squirming like a grey donky like squirmy thing .

Ross, being turned on by by a duck cleaning its cliterus he decides to help by getting a sponge and a bucket of lutanising cream then jamie and ben go to stick their hands in a manky green well because A horny possum was down staddons underwear because he always forgets to wash down there and his penis fell off afraid of impetancy he grabs Staddon's penis, but realises that Zack beat him to it!

And zack was prepairing to stop being gay, but Staddon Didn't know how to. Zack ran away from gayness, and into the dope field and straight past to the gay strip club where he ran through the exit, and into the dark allyway where was murdered by David Wheatley.

David then raised his mighty nose, and sucked the corpse and moved on to the sea of forbidden truths, only to find that his trusty potato peeler was not working, his potato pealer was one of a peeling collection, they together were the most powerful peeling collection known to man, when 'the one' used the collection, the universe could be moved to either france or Italy. But without a working potato peeler David couldn't save the Universe, and had to move it to FRANCE! Where it made french like and was totally retarded. Roose the evil mongoose decided that France was the best place on mars but the worst on Earth.

Suddenly Roose says "David I like sheep in a way that gives me and fotis plessure , so can you please give me a Blow Job in my next cocaine-induced coma to help wake me up?"

roose went into a-coma and promptly woke up, running away as fast as he can out of the gayness and wiped his hands of the protien stains zack left on nothing. Staddon however, left protein stains on monsters chin!!!

Monster then attemps to eat a knife, but fails and keeps it for later so he could use it to sodomise Zack with. However, Zack was already sodomising an Iraqi with a lightbulb which had just been used In a austraian's pet Ant. Unfortunately, at this point, Wheately didnt buy aaron guinnes so cobb got angry and penitrated Jamies eardrum, Jamie was so annoyed that he ate his other ear to consempate for losing his ear virginity. Then a xylonphone buggerer anounced that there was a giant penis swimming in a puddle of chocolate, cheese and lemon juice freshly excreated by a wereworm covered in a thick layer of bat droppings smelling of a very dirty fruit bat. suddenly a swarm of john nash's attacked the penis, trying to get in a bag of laxatives to subdue the mighty banana skin covered rock with a mango hat shaped like a huge massive purple pineapple.

Meanwhile, the story became sensible as Ross ate a pie and then a large strawberry. Which he then placed up his rather large rectum, then realising his mistake, removed it suddenly aaron started jigging irishly (*listening to flogging molly*) and his head fell off. He then sat  on it Whilst still singing "ya drunk little twazick, Ya drunk fu*king squirrel eating guinness gusala!"

The End!