STADDON HAS NO SECRETS!!!

Stadman · Pie Gobbler

RE: STADDON HAS NO SECRETS!!!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

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Originally posted by:
"Okay, no. I'm not taking u off the nice girl list as the person who put you on their obviously thought u were nice.

She is nice.

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

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Originally posted by:
"we all know who you fancie staddon!!! ha ha and we all know what you get up to zack ha ha please dont hurt me, i swear i wont tell too many people"

I don't get up to anything!

And I will hurt you unless you tell me what you're talking about!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

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Originally posted by:
"*scream of anger echoes through the halls of staddons mansion* -sigh- well i know who i cannot trust!! and who i wont be speaking to!! and who I will make fun of behind his back!! But no, i wont say who he fancies because that would be dis-honest, and immature."

You can trust me. I am extremely trustworthy beyond comparrison. There are many secrets I have of other people that no one else knows.

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

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Originally posted by:
"Monster actually, Zack and Sara i'm going to be annoyed with for a while. I'll probably forgive Zack first"

What the **** did I do?

I never told anyone any secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't talked about you behind your back or done anything that would annoy you!!!!!!

Explain why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

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Originally posted by:
"Goodness me, I have so much to say on this topic I had to open a new window just to keep up. Firstly, I agree with this: 'Whenever Staddon does have any secrets he just gives them away then boasts about how good a secret keeper he is.' - from Zack

Oh! I see why Staddon is annoyed with me. That's nothing to get annoyed with though.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

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Originally posted by:
"She is nice. "

Yes. Just not to Staddon, apparently.

Or Ben, it seems, oddly enough.

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Eh? Ben's obsessed with her.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Heheh, enough posts in a row there, Zack?

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

I was catching up with the important topic.

And answer my previous post.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

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Originally posted by:
"Eh? Ben's obsessed with her."

Precisely.

What I mean is, that's ironic. Because of this, specifically the trouser comment, she is annoyed with him.

Also, it seems to me, although this may be slightly exaggerated, that he's always complaining about her being bitchy to him.

You see?

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Crystal clear.

I don't think she's bitchy though.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Neither do I. Ben always seems to be on about it, though.

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

I know a couple of times he has. But I don't want to talk behind his back like this. It is mean.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Technically we're not talking, nor are we probably behind his back - but whatever.

So, changing the subject slightly - this has to be the fastest growing topic on the forum!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

I thought that. When I left school it was half way down the first page, and when I got home it was on the 3rd!

Captain Centipede · Moderator

The last time I came on here (no click/pun/innuendo intended) I got up-to-date. Then I come on after school and there's a whole topic speeding along without me! For shame!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

You gotta keep up with the times man.

You should have come to I.T last lesson.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Mrs. Mills would have detected my absence, unfortunately. Otherwise, I would have gone there.

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Lemon soaked mushroom enhancers on a poorly constructed bicycle shelf.

I'm sorry I couldn't hold my randomness in any longer!

I am in shame.