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Thread of bollocks


I nominate this utter crap:
I was looking to see if my train would be on time and:


London Waterloo
Departed On time
Clapham Junction
Departed On time
Basingstoke
Departed 2 minutes late
Winchester
Departed 4 minutes late
Southampton Airpt Parkway
Departed 9 minutes late

Southampton Central
Scheduled Departure - 3mins late

Totton
Scheduled - 3 mins late

Ashurst New Forest
Scheduled - 2 mins late

Brockenhurst (Your station)
Scheduled: On Time

I'll be the judge of that.

Anyway, post any other complete BS you have seen and so detract from this thread primarily being a moan.


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Gay-Ass Train Lady Said:

"The Train now arriving at platform 3 is the 16:40 from London Waterloo calling at Sway, New Milton, Hinton Admeral, Christchurch, Pokesdown and Bournemouth.....Please note this train does not stop at Sway, New Milton, Hinton Admeral, Christchurch and Pokesdown...Sorry for any inconvinence to your jurney"




Wtf?!

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What would be more accurate would be

"Please note this train does not stop at Aberdeen, Aberdour, Cardiff Central, London Paddington, Sutton, Portsmouth & Southsea, Lymington Town, Lymington Pier (it is not a ferry service to Yarmouth Isle of Wight), Exeter St. Davids, Wigan North Western, Watford, Leeds, Wakefield Westgate, Manchester Picadilly, Inverkeithing, Glasgow Central, Sway, New Milton, Hinton Admiral, Christchurch or Pokesdown"

Because it doesn't..

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How utterly rare.

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Misleading thread title

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Lol

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What were you hoping for



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Nuthing, nuthing at all



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^^Balls

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Meat..balls?

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Meatball, meatball, hit that perfect meatball!

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Captain Centipede wrote:


Meatball, meatball, hit that perfect meatball!


Did i miss sumthing

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I think so.


Although you are the first person to post in the main forum for days.



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Very kind of you

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