...eat frogs, much like the...

Ross was walking along a beach when he found a mysterious object, which looked like it could have been Staddon's normally salt flavoured soap bar. This was odd since Staddon doesn't often wash. However at this exact moment a large pineapple leant over a table in its house and said,

"Oh Whatevers To Be Done With This giant bottle of Guinness? I know, I'll open it with my handy cannon....shaped bottle opener which I got free with my gammon steak. That was a tasty steak. Pity there were bits of rubber-related artefacts in it which I think came from a giant poster of chris and staddon doing some very dodgy stuff with some people who you don't know and who are not known to you. Anyway I must say at this point that no one has a robot servant for their needs of car repair. Also, the reason of my elasticity is to do with my rubber johnny, which is currently stretched from here to Timbuktu, because of the giant sheep flying overhead bum rapeing people on their way to work (which, in Jamie's case is a small out-house situated in the middle of Guetemala City)".

Meanwhile, the evil overlord Fotis was being evil and overlord-like a dead thing which has ceased to be. One example of such is Jamie's right kidney. This had farrt ceased to exist since jamie lost his mojo. Since then he has failed to regain it, preferring to wear a thong instead. Ross, who likes this, decided he would try to uncover the mystery, wrapped in a used condom that had previously held a load of chestnuts. On another note, ross declared 'I am the king moose!' before proceeding to eat a turkey sandwich. Then he cried "TURKEY SANDWICH".

Fotis heard this call, running along stopping along the way to pick up his suit from the dry-cleaners. His spandex suit was quite stained, as he had spilt some protein shake on it. So deciding to replace his shake, he stopped at Asda. When he found his way to the entrance he went in and bought some free-ranged eggs and a Cucumber to dip into them. Then he bought some Turkey for Christmas. This was odd, as it was February. But nevermind. However, Fotis didn't know that this turkey was in fact still alive. Unfortunately at the same time, the flying squirrels of the Amazon junge who had decided to emigrate because taxes were too high, were they lowere, it would probably have impacted public spending. Elsewhere the monkeys were also debating the state of the economy. They were joined by elephants who have a good record when it comes to remembering things. Having said this, they did forget their own heads, because they weren't sure where to put them, however they have never forgotten to review interest rates on a regular basis. This has helped them to eat cheese, they ahve to eat cheese because they are masochistic and lactose-intolerant so watch your step when in Rome, because those Romans tend to run around naked singing some songies, also the romans liked to eat frogs, much like the end.

Wow, what a story, eh?

Look out for a new one coming very soon...like, tonight or tomorrow..