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Lostintheplot


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http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html


I'm a diseased solesmear (?) who loves to swallow beavers



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Nebula


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Im a............


Questionable Goliath who loves to slap lizards....



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I'm a 'funky ringtail f.ucker who loves to punch lizards'.


What's a ringtail f.ucker?



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I'm a Drunken Sex God Who loves to Sniff Tigers

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The Lone Wolf


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I am a notorious penis who loves to explore ears

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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oh I'm sorry.. I lied.. I'm actually

a slam-dancing hooch, who loves to control Bill Cosby

who's Bill Cosby?

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Maybe he's like Bing Crosby, but with two letters different in his name.


Also on that website, interestingly: http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/moonlanding.html



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This topic is just too funny

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I wanned a second go, my first was poor.
Im now ............." A stimulated organ donor who loves to suck trouser snakes "

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I think I'll have another go...
Today, I am a horny peck who loves to flick balls

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Today...

Im a Cock-Heavy Goliath Who loves to Enhance Lesbians



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Today, I'm a drunken rat who loves to pilfer dildos.


Now there's a turn-up for the books.



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a caged biscuit who loves to grope clits!!!!!!!hmmmmm....

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im a drunk nintendo 64 who loves to empty samurais

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And today, I'm a buff doughnnut who loves to laugh at lizards.

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Today i am...... a......Tit-graabing butt...who loves to nuzzle balls     wtf

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I feel like a puny ringtail fu*ker who loves to punish lanterns

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me'sa masterbating clown who loves to shrink octipi

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I've now become a slam-dancing solesmear who loves to whap c***s. How rare.

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