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It's good to be British


Apart, obviously from having Zack in the same country


Only in Britain . . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain . . . do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain . . . do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain . . . do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain . . . do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain . . . do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

NOT TO MENTION . . .
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
And finally . . .
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet



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ha ha ha ha


screw all of the people that were born in britan!


by the way it was not my choice to move to britan in the first place


i poo in several cups at you!



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Then move back to your home planet of Parp

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some basta*d chucked a lit match at it!!!!!

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Maybe that new planet they found was a remnant of Parp



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eh!

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No. The asteroid belt is the remnants of parpsula.

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what does remnant mean. i cant be bothered to look in a dictionaty!

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Pieces of something destroyed or broken. I can't be bothered to say how stupid you are.


Oh I just did.




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Why dosent my avatar work!

i now know something that i didnt

cant be bothered!

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quote:
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"Then move back to your home planet of Parp"


I thought it was 'Parpsula'. Well, apparently it is now, anyway.

So, the moral of this British story is that it's good to be British - unless you're stupid. In which case, you may as well die now.

Luckily, I am neither stupid nor fully British. So 'hee hee' to you, millipedes!

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You're half goth, aren't you, Ross?

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ross is mostly granny nash actually!

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No- other way round...

Granny Nash has a bit of Ross in her (probably as a result of leprosy!!!!)

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i cant be bothered to click that!


oh well


click


 


pooey parps



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Please, God, no.


This has been brought to new levels of terridness (yes, that is a made up word).


 


P.S. I am not a eunuch.



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eh

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Ross only put that word there so he could go "sigh- you're all idiots blah blah blah my head is shaped like a homosexual coconut"


Ross we don't care what it means so fu** off!



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i concur in the agreeing fashion!

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Concurring is agreeable.




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