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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
(Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain)
Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH?
Brett (screaming): Nooo!
Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Hi, I’m Jamie Carruthers, I am suitable for outdoor consumption but prefer not to be outdoors, as my rectum would download porn of Zack's best friend and his dog which I find rather arousing. Now I may be a rather strange person, who enjoys masturbating against the wind so it splats onto my chest with great velocity. However, today, I have a sausage for big gay Staddon, who is piercing his tiny todger with a mechanical lesbianated seahorse dispenser, loaned from Ross. Staddon suddenly slips when he steps in kangaroo spunk. "Oooooh" he says with great pleasure, and proceeds to lick his tiny todger while taking a sheep up the creature's dentist to have an oral Examination, where he finds some rather unusual objects, of which look like a rather large Turnip.
Mean while, on mars a small penguin suddenly slaps Neil Armstrong’s lost carcass confusingly, because he never went to mars, but he got magically transferred to mars. “No don’t be silly” said a large cactus, during the winter Olympics, It is hosting. The comment it made was very interesting indeed, “it is Elvis!" he said in a very camp voice with a side salad of smelly syphilis flakes from his syphilis infected genitals.
He then went on to become a famous rock act that consisted entirely of a mongoose and a large right hand, which he used to massage his very large chicken breast engraved with a fish testicle tattoo of Staddon's oddly unique image. Incidentally, this event did not put shame to Jamie’s extremely small walnut covered tactical, due to the invading fascists that ate lots of tasty cream buns along with some rather strange…