Lifted straight from another forum, but *not ashamed*

I love you, you love me
We shot Barney up a tree
With a knife in his back and a bullet in his heid
Sorry children, Barney's dead



Down at Fraggle Rock
grab a fraggle by its cock
swing it round your head
now the fraggles dead

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hi ho hi ho its off to school we go
with a bottle and a stick
and a hand grenade
it's off to school we go
hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

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Just one cornetto
give it to me-o
ya greedy wee basturt
ye've just had three

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up above the streets and houses
Bungles flying high
opens up his hairy leg
and craps in Jeffreys eye

to Aaron and Fotis:up:
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Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat
Postman Pat is crying
Cos Jess is dying
that'll teach him not to drink and drive

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A favourite for school trips when we would be on a bus for a couple of hours:

Stop the bus i need a wee wee
stop the bus i need a wee wee
stop the bus i need a wee wee
a wee wee cup of tea

(or if feeling mischievous)

Stop the bus i need a wee wee
stop the bus i need a wee wee
stop the bus i need a wee wee
And the driver needs a ****e

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old king billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the woman next door
she thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
now its only six foot four

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I'm a terrorist and I'm okay
I make bombs for the IRA

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I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
but instead I was blown to bits.
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*wants to be 9 again*