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I heard the other day, that a guy was trying to have sex, and couldn't fit it in...(don't ask me why or how it couldn't fit in)... n eventually he got it in and split his d1ck OOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!
It doesn't seem flausable to me... but the guy that told me seemed pretty serious
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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
(Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain)
Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH?
Brett (screaming): Nooo!
Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
We were just talking about sex... and I think the guy just randomly thought of saying that... *thinks*... yeh, we were outside tower park... and... yep, that's about it
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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
(Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain)
Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH?
Brett (screaming): Nooo!
Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?