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RE: Moaning


I'm for the monster raving looney party


 


that is all I have to say... I'm sorry I have nothing intelligent to add to the conversation... I wish I did... and have been trying to learn more about politics, but haven't got very far yet



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POLITICS!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop being BORING!!!!!!

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Here's your one and only lesson on politics, Zack:


Tories = Bad; fascist; slimy; underhanded; untrustworthy.


Lib Dems = Nice; Liberal; honest; sensible


Labour = Meh; acceptable; not as bad as the Tories make out; not as Left as Lib Dems


UKIP = Hates Europe; has Kilroy


Green Party = Hippies with clipboards


So I think the obvious choice is Lib Dem.


 


P.S. - I agree with Wheatley's last point also.



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 15:20, 2005-05-04

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im goin to have a good old moan bout my new phone i just accidently deleted one of the games and it wont come back!!! arrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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I want to moan about ross saying that is my "one and only" lesson, as it is extremely biased.... and it doesn't tell me any specifics

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It's not biased! How dare you?!


Okay, seriously then:


Labour: Not sure what they're going to do actually. Keep things the same, I suppose.


Lib Dem: Increase income tax on high incomes and increase public spending. Abolish university fees etc. Abolish council tax.


Tories: Lower taxes and lower public spending. Create interest on university fee loans. Introduce immigration quota.


UKIP: Pull out of the EU. Control immigration (I think).


Green: Raise taxes on pollution; get Britain environmentally friendly


 


That's not great detail, but you get the idea.



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"Abolish university fees etc. Abolish council tax."


 


yeah right. If they get into power, and they DO Abolish University Fees and especially Council Tax, ill march over and give you £10 and a kiss on the head. (non click)



-- Edited by Lord Ra at 10:45, 2005-05-05

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Hehe...they might get more seats

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LibDems. VOte them in Bmth!

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so, whos voting for This  party?

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W@nkers

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"yeah right. If they get into power, and they DO Abolish University Fees and especially Council Tax, ill march over and give you £10 and a kiss on the head. (non click)"


They will, because it's a major part of their manifesto. If they didn't they'd get booted out next time. Plus the Lib Dems don't just say things to get into power. They're honest, which is one of the reasons they aren't in power now. People vote for parties who say what they want to hear (as in lower income tax, which the Lib Dems openly say they won't do).


(*Agrees with Monster, still remembering that black DJ story*)



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Actually the liberal democrats say they have detailed plans to reach 0.7 percent of the national income by 2011 at the latest.


altho, I have to agree, they do seem a very honest party. And I expect they would abolish university fees if they were elected. Perhaps honest is better, but they're basically telling us they're not gonna try and do loads to improve the country. They don't even have views on some important things, like stem-cell research, or Euthanasia.


I'm torn between UKIP and Lib Dems at the moment. They have similar views to Lib Dems but with subtle differences.


If I didn't know that Tony Blair was a liar, and Michael Howard was a wanker... I'd probably go for Labour or Conservatives. Their views seem to stronger.



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"a) Actually the liberal democrats say they have detailed plans to reach 0.7 percent of the national income by 2011 at the latest. b) but they're basically telling us they're not gonna try and do loads to improve the country. c) They don't even have views on some important things, like stem-cell research, or Euthanasia. d) I'm torn between UKIP and Lib Dems at the moment. They have similar views to Lib Dems but with subtle differences. e) If I didn't know that Tony Blair was a liar."



a) How do you mean 'reach it'?


b) No, the opposite. They're saying that they will increase taxes so that they can spend more on public services. Which is the opposite to what Labout and the Conservatives are saying.


c) Of course they have views, they just didn't feature in their campaign or manifesto because those topics aren't in the public eye at the moment. Plus they don't get as much news coverage as the other two parties, so their minor views aren't as well known.


d) In what ways are they similar? The Lib Dems are Pro-Europe and the whole reason UKIP was created was as an anti-EU party.


e) No one really knows if Tony Blair is a liar or not. Although I agree that there hardly seem to have been any WMDs in Iraq, it is possible (but unlikely) that they were shipped to a friendly country. Plus, we don't really know what intelligence Blair got about Iraq - he could have just made a royal cock-up, rather than have deliberately been lying.


But since you're generally agreeing with me, I'll leave you alone.



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You're probably mostly right there, but I was just reading a table thing of all their views on different things, and Liberal democrats say on a few "This is a free vote issue for individual MPs to decide on"


Anywho... Labour won, so it doesn't matter now



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". They don't even have views on some important things, like stem-cell research, or Euthanasia.
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There is a reason for that. When Parliament votes on such ethical issues, politicians are given a free vote because those issues are across party lines (i.e. not party politics). So it won't be in the main parties' manifestos

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BLOODY HELL, THIS IS AN EXTREMELY BORING TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOU CANT VOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!


AND ITS ALL OVER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 


MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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There's a by-election in Staffordshire South next month...

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......Oooooooooh

Tell us more monster, tell us more.......

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