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Lostintheplot


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Yes. On a par with Ross Mayner, don't you think?

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:P

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Ha! There's no :p smiley!

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I know! It's a travesty.

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Ooooooh, Sushi......

Good replace ment for : p < Cos that just looks gay

And therefore those who use it are also homosexualized.

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go wheatly go!!!!!



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I am Fotis, almighty scrotum of the universe!

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Go Fotis, go!

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More! I can't be arsed to do one a week, as I'll probably forget. So I'll just do them when I think of it.



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If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.


I'll just add a disclaimer: All of the facts in this thread are subject to change. Although I believe they were all true at the time they were written, they should not be quoted as absolute fact just on evidence from here.



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 21:35, 2005-06-22

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WTF?!

They would have to: (...possibly infront of you)

wash while walking inline
Crap while walking inline
Piss while walking inline (more difficult for women ofcourse)

and inorder for them to reproduce while in line they would have to do 'it' while walking along inline...



...and give birth while walking along inline....




How the Fu*k do they do that?!

It would look bloody funny!!



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Also Die

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Also, 'facetious' is the only word in the English language to use all of the vowels in the correct order.

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It is not the only one, I believe there are others.

'Subcontinental' is, however, the only word to have all the vowels in reverse order. And wow! Resurrection!



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Indeed.


w00t!



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Did you know that...


a person running towards you will become slightly more blue, and a person running away from you will become slightly more red!


This is due to red and blue shift, of course, although you wouldn't notice it with the naked eye.


Common sense really, but I'd never thought about it before.



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