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Wonder_Bob


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ROSS YOUR FALLING BEHIND!!

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Oops, sh1te.


Okay, here's Tuesday's:


The anti-depressant drug 'Clomipramine' has been known to cause orgasms in patients when they yawn.


Wednesday's:


Men don't think about sex every seven seconds. Or every five seconds. Or every six seconds. If anyone tells you that 'fact', they're talking crap.


Now for today's:


Poppy seeds have been known to cause false positives on drug tests.



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": The anti-depressant drug 'Clomipramine' has been known to cause orgasms in patients when they yawn."

 


[Andy voice] I want that one



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ross again falling behind!!

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Oh bugger it, I keep forgetting.


Friday's:


Writing 'Fast. Neat. Average.' on a piece of paper on a plane and giving it to the air host(ess) for the pilot will not get you into the cockpit. Don't know if anyone's heard of that, but don't try it. It'll probably get you arrested instead.


Saturday's:


A man called Merhan Karimi Nasseri has been living in Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris since 1988. The Tom Hanks film 'The Terminal' is based on him. As far as I know, he's still there.


Sunday's:


According to custom, a woman can only propose to a man on February the 29th.


Today's:


Some older cordless phones in America have been known to dial 911 when their batteries are running low.



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But what is "Fast. Neat. Average." supposed to be describing, I wonder?

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Now for today's:


Japanese thieves once wrote a 'thank you' note to the bank they robbed of $5.4 million.



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the 29th of feb thing is true!!

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Well, I guess it doesn't really work...

Do you know anyone that has taken any notice of it?

Go ahead... Ask them!?

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"Well, I guess it doesn't really work... Do you know anyone that has taken any notice of it? Go ahead... Ask them!?"

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE U TALKING BOUT U TIT??


yes it is true and yes lots of people take notice of!! tom u dont acctually know everything so stop pretending that you do!!!!!!



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falling behind ross

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No, not really. I'm right on time.


A lightbulb manufactured in 1901 has been burning continuously ever since. It sits today in [Fire] Station One, Livermore, California.



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 16:29, 2004-12-15

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wow!!!

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And now for today's tidbit:


911 days separated the destruction of the Twin Towers and the Madrid train bombings.



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that is scary!

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"Well, I guess it doesn't really work... Do you know anyone that has taken any notice of it? Go ahead... Ask them!?"

y doesnt it really work? there is no written law to say women cant ask men to marry them!


u sexist pig!!



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"And now for today's tidbit: 911 days separated the destruction of the Twin Towers and the Madrid train bombings."

 


And, as everyone knows, 911 is the emergency number in America. See, Al Qaeda are nice enough so that americans wouldn't get confused with what number to ring!



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lol

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The winning numbers in a New York State lottery drawing on 11th September 2002 were 9-1-1.

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That's bollocks, isn't it Ross?


They wouldn't have two number ones...or draw only three numbers, would they, now?



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