What if you don't like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit? What are you meant to do then - join a different club? See, that's what I don't understand. They imply that there's only one club..which is pretty unfairly exclusive of anyone who doesn't conform. Luckily, I do like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit, but then this is really more like having biscuit in your chocolate (because the chocolate is the largest constituent). So they're also being a bit misleading, tbh. There's so much of a case not only for false advertising, but also for discrimination on grounds of biscuit-level preference that I'm surprised no-one's picked them up on it. Oh well, I suppose people just don't care about biscuit quality control these days. Or maybe they do, because that advert is from quite a long time ago.

Milk.