Its another random survey

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Its another random survey

Lord Ra · Pie Veteran

. Who was the best footballer during their prime Gascoigne or Linekar?    none

2. Would you ever go on a booze cruise?    no

3. What colour are your eyes?    brown

4. Pink or black?    both

5. Postman Pat, Noddy or Bob the Builder?    noddy

6. Thundercats or Heman?    thundercats

7. Barbie or Sindy?    sindy

8. What's the worst thing you have ever eaten?    sheeps tongue and brain

9. Are you a union memeber?    yes

10. How many USB ports does your computer have?   a couple

11. Walkers, Golden Wonder or Seabrooks?    seabrooks

12. where would you rather live, Bradford or Halloway?    halloway

13. What is your major malfunction?    my...- no wait my 'mouth'

14. Do you find Colin Firth sexy?    no

15. Is there smething strangely evil about Jimmy Saville?    yes

16. Would you rather be a pimp or a postman?    both

17. Richtea or Hobnob?   ????

18. What looks better a brick building or a stone building?    ???

19. Could you clean up someone elses sick without beng sick yourself?   depends

20. Can you change a fuse? yes

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

1. Who was the best footballer during their prime Gascoigne or Linekar? BOO!! death to football!

2. Would you ever go on a booze cruise? would they serve milk?

3. What colour are your eyes? greeny brown

4. Pink or black? no, greeny brown

5. Postman Pat, Noddy or Bob the Builder? bob cuz hes got a cool theme tune

6. Thundercats or Heman? who are thunder cats?

7. Barbie or Sindy? depends, which is more possible (click)

8. What's the worst thing you have ever eaten? a brick

9. Are you a union memeber? dunno

10. How many USB ports does your computer have? don't ask rude questions like that!

11. Walkers, Golden Wonder or Seabrooks? WALKERS!!

12. where would you rather live, Bradford or Halloway? somewhere in between

13. What is your major malfunction? I answer surveys in a way that makes me look gay

14. Do you find Colin Firth sexy? oh yey!!

15. Is there smething strangely evil about Jimmy Saville? no, he's god! (technicaly i don't know who he is though)

16. Would you rather be a pimp or a postman? a pimp who delivers post in his spare time

17. Richtea or Hobnob? click

18. What looks better a brick building or a stone building? the one that looks good in a thong

19. Could you clean up someone elses sick without beng sick yourself? no.

20. Can you change a fuse? no.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

1. Who was the best footballer during their prime Gascoigne or Linekar? = Linekar

2. Would you ever go on a booze cruise? = No

3. What colour are your eyes? = Blue

4. Pink or black? = Black

5. Postman Pat, Noddy or Bob the Builder? = Either Postman Pat or Noddy...

6. Thundercats or Heman? = Definately Thundercats

7. Barbie or Sindy? = Er...

8. What's the worst thing you have ever eaten? = Squid

9. Are you a union memeber? = No

10. How many USB ports does your computer have? = I have no idea at all

11. Walkers, Golden Wonder or Seabrooks? = Walkers

12. where would you rather live, Bradford or Halloway? = Halfords

13. What is your major malfunction? = Ask my manufacturer

14. Do you find Colin Firth sexy? = Oddly enough, no

15. Is there smething strangely evil about Jimmy Saville? = Yes

16. Would you rather be a pimp or a postman? = Er, a postman, I guess

17. Richtea or Hobnob? = Hm...Rich Tea

18. What looks better a brick building or a stone building? = Brick, probably

19. Could you clean up someone elses sick without beng sick yourself? = I would imagine so

20. Can you change a fuse? = Not as such...

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Here are my answers:

1. Who was the best footballer during their prime Gascoigne or Linekar? probably Gascoigne

2. Would you ever go on a booze cruise? Hell, yes

3. What colour are your eyes? I can't see

4. Pink or black? PINK RULES in a sluttish kind of way

5. Postman Pat, Noddy or Bob the Builder? Postman Pat brings back so many memories

6. Thundercats or Heman? Thundercats

7. Barbie or Sindy? I

8. What's the worst thing you have ever eaten? Dunno, but I've snorted curry powder

9. Are you a union memeber? Ha ha ha

10. How many USB ports does your computer have? I do not know

11. Walkers, Golden Wonder or Seabrooks? Walkers

12. where would you rather live, Bradford or Halloway? Bradford's too near to Hell for my liking

13. What is your major malfunction? I'm not working

14. Do you find Colin Firth sexy? In a non-sexual way.

15. Is there smething strangely evil about Jimmy Saville? Yes, definitely

16. Would you rather be a pimp or a postman? Can I combine the two. I'd come in a jiffy!!!!

17. Richtea or Hobnob? Hee hee.. hobNOB

18. What looks better a brick building or a stone building? A destroyed building

19. Could you clean up someone elses sick without beng sick yourself? Probably not

20. Can you change a fuse? I hope so, or my computer's buggered

Snake · Pie Thing

I have the awnsers to all.

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