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insurance risk (claims 2 fame)


my most recent claim 2 fame is i was turned down a job as a genral labourer on a building site (my dads, he is a site manager for mansells) as i was 2 much of an insurance risk!!


some believe its coz im 2 tall dont they ra?!


i thought it was funny and cool as i was labled an insurance risk by the u.ks second largest constrution company, they operate all over europe and america as well!


post ur claims 2 fame here



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i av none.


but i do believe that tall ppl are accident prone, mostly becoz they have out of control legs and arms.



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When I was younger, I met some politician (the name escapes me right now, but he's quite famous) at Fleet service station. He pushed in front of me in a queue.


Might have been Ken Livingstone...



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when i was younger i got lost in london and went up to john prescott and told him i was  lost and he made an announcement and all was sorted.

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your lucky you wernt eaten


anyway, i met yuri gella (cant spell) on a tour boat to get a good veiw of the eclipse


and he made good coments on my drawing ............(of pokemon)



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I'll get back to you with mine...


I have loads of minor ones which I can't remember, lol.



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A female model for fhm started talking to me when I was in Bournemouth... does that count?

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Yes.

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i was on tv! but cant b arsed to go into detail!


details avalibe on request



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i was also on the front of the daily echo when i was younger

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Yeah, me too. I was also one of the faces of Labour's election campaign in '92... and I've been on the One o' Clock news (lead story, ooh yeah, nothing to do with me).



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ive also been in nintendo magazine along with wheatley and jeremy .....(because i was at a pokemon convention)


im beginning to realise a pattern


ps. details cobb, youve got the best one yet (depending what you were on)



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I'm going to be in the BBC's new adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream as an extra.


You'll probably see me playing football, then sitting at a picnic table if you watch it. Hopefully.



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Hehe, Ross playing football!

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today i ate a whole tub of PHIS FOOD to MYSELF

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You must have felt sick during RE!

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go ross!

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Originally posted by: Culture Slut

"You must have felt sick during RE!"


it was geography!!


 


hahaha ross playin football thats just comedy!



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