Weird song lyrics

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Weird song lyrics

Lostintheplot · Moderator

"I'm glad to see you, I had a funny dream where you were wearing funny shoes"

I'm A Cuckoo, also by Belle and Sebastian (a special mention for having the word Haibajuku (or something) in that song)

fahitas · Pie Connoisseur

yeh and jojo's song is hilarious, shes only 13 and she sounds like an 18+ year old wid serious relationship problems.

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

COUNTING CROWS LYRICS

"Can I say, 'I wish that this weather would never leave'? It just get's hard to believe, that God sent this angel, to watch over me. Cos my angel, she don't receive my calls. She says I'm too dumb to ****. Too dumb to fight. Too dumb to save. Well maybe I don't need no angel, at all."

"I'm going down to hollywood. They're gonna make a movie about the things that they find crawling round my brain"

"I wish I was a girl. So that you could believe me. And I could shake this static every time I try to speak... I wish for all the world. So I can say, hey Elizabeth. I'm doing alright these days."

"We're such crazy babies, little monkey. We're so ****ed up, you and me."

"American girls, all feathers and cream. Come into bed, so edible."

"Hop on my choo choo. I'll be your engine driver in a bunny suit. If you, dress me up in pink and white, we may be just a little fuzzy about it later tonight"

"I have a dream you're falling down, on my face. I scrape my knee. I scrape my hands until they bleed. You fall asleep, next to me."

"I can look into your eyes and see the mess we're in. Well darling if the **** came out... then I suppose the **** went in"

"I've gotta get out on my own. I've get up from this waiting, waiting at home. I've gotta get out of this sunlight, it's melting my bones."

"If you wrap yourself in daffodils, well I'll wrap myself in pain. And if you're the queen of California. I am the king of the rain."

"I hope that everybody, can find a little flame. Maybe I should say my prayers, and light myself on fire, and walk out on the wire again. And I say, good, goodnight Elizabeth."

"Every night these silouettes appear above my head. Little angels of the silences that climb into my bed and whisper every time I fall asleep, every time I dream. Did you come? Did you lie? Why'd you leave us till we're only good for waiting for you?"

"So much rejection, in every connection I make. I wanna be the last thing that you hear when you're falling asleep. I wanna be the knife, that cuts into my hand."

OTHERS

"She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throat and she cut your hair. And from your lips she drew the hallelujah."

They're all nice and wierd!

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

Counting crows

"There's a hole in the ceiling, down through which I fell. There's a girl in the basement, coming out of her shell. And there are people who will say that they, knew me so well. I may not go to heaven! I hope you go to hell!"

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

"And you see yourself descending from the building to the ground. You see the sky receding, and the traffic rising up and it's so quiet. You're surprised, and then you wake."

Lostintheplot · Moderator

"But is hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small country"

National Express by Divine Comedy (a great song if ever there was one)

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

"I'll wait for you, while she slips into something comfortable. I'll miss you, when I'm slipping in between"

Counting Crows- Goodnight Elizabeth

Lostintheplot · Moderator

That wasn't really weird, not on a weirdness scale.

Belle and Sebastian rule! Yeah!

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

I'm sorry lol.

How about:

"I am covered in skin. No-one gets to come in. Pull me out from inside. I'm unfolding, and unfolding, and unfolding. I am colourblind, Coffee black and egg white. Pull me out from inside"

It doesn't seem weird enought still... hmm... how about:

"I step out the front door, like a ghost into the fog where no-one notices the contrast of white on white. In between the moon and you, angels get a better view of the crumbling difference between wrong and right. I walk in the air, between the rain, through myself and back again. Where? I don't know. Maria says she's dying. Through the door I hear her crying. Why? I don't know."

Still not overly weird... um...

Aha!

"Someone stole my shoes. But there's a couple of bananas and a bottle of booze"

"I dream of Michelangelo when I'm lying in my bed. Little angels hang above my head and read me like an open book. Suck my blood... break my nerve... offer me their arms."

"She parks her car outside of my house. Takes her clothes off. Says she's close to understanding Jesus. She knows she's more than just a little, misunderstood. She has trouble acting normal when she's nervous"

"When I think of heaven. (Deliver me in a black-winged bird) I think of flying down into a sea of pens and feathers and all other instruments of faith and sex and God in the belly of a black winged bird."

"When I think of heaven. (Deliver me in a black-winged bird) I think of dying. Lay me down in a field of flame and heather. Render my body into the burning heart of God in the belly of a black-winged bird."

"And the last one out of the circus, has to lock up everything. Or the elephants will get out, and forget to remember what oyu said. And the ghosts of the tilt-a-whirl, will linger inside of your head. And the ferris wheel junkies, will spin them forever instead. When I see you a blanket of stars covers me in my bed."

"In the middle of the night, there's an old man treading around in the gathered rain. Well mister, if you're gonna walk on water. Could you drop a line my way?"

"In the middle of the night, there's an old man threading his toes through a bucket of rain. Hey mister, you don't want to walk on water. You're only gonna walk all over me."

"In the middle of the day, there's a young man rolling around in the earth and rain. Hey mister, if you're gonna walk on water. You know you're only gonna walk all over me"

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

stop doing long winded posts zack

im annoyed with my literacy skills as it is

fahitas · Pie Connoisseur

dont worry jamie the best thing is to be indenial, thats wat i do and im quite happy wid my literacy skills.

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

'She says "When I think of heaven" She says "When I THINK OF HEAVEN! I think of you. How come you don't think of me too?" I said "cos when I think of heaven" (Deliver me in a black winged bird) "I think of dying" So lay me down in a field of flame and heather! Render up my body to the burning heart of God in the belly of a black winged bird!'

'She's says "did you think that you were dreaming?" I said "no". She said "did you think that you were dreaming?" I said "no" She said "did you think that you were dreaming?" I said "Sometimes I just don't know"'

'Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand. She said she'd like to meet a boy that looks like Elvis. (It's not me) She walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land just like she's walking on a wire in a circus. She parks her car outside of my house, and, takes all of her clothes off. She says she's close to understanding Jesus! She knows she's more than just a little misunderstood! She has trouble acting normal... WELL I HAVE TROUBLE ACTING NORMAL! AROUND HERE!'

'Believe in me. I don't believe in anything. And I don't wanna be someone to believe! You should not believe in meeeee!'

Hitmanx2x · The Admin

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone

Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)

Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...

Bo ba do ba do do doob

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

'She says "Can't you see my walls are crumbling down?" She says "Can't you see my walls, are tumbling down? Can't you see my sun stopped spinning around? Can't u see that sky go black and brown? Can't you see that moon go flashing round? Can't you see me? Can't you see me? Can't you see me?"
"NO!"
There's a girl on the car in the parking lot, she says "man you should try to take a shot. Can't you see my walls are crumbling?" And she looks up at the building and says "hey man! I'm thinking of jumping!" She says she's sick and tired of life! WELL EVERYBODY'S SICK AND TIRED OF SOMETHING! AROUND HERE! She's always on my mind! Around here I say "look at me man! Cos I've got a lot of time!" '

Keith · Pie Nibbler

Red Hot chilli peppers possibly has the wierdest lyrics. like in purple stain
what the **** is wrong with that song, it's just rough!

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Is that the one with the 'your monthly blood is what I win' thing?

Keith · Pie Nibbler

yeah thats the song

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Thought so.

Ick.

The Lone Wolf · Pie Connoisseur

Meatloaf - Paradise by the dashboard light

"Let me sleep on it! Baby baby, let me sleep on it! Let me sleep on it! I'll give you an answer in the morning-"

"I gott know right now! Do you love me? Will you love em forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me?"

"Let me sleep on it"

"Will you love me forever?"

"Let me sleep on it"

"Will you love me forever?"

I couldn't take it any longer, it was driving me crazy! Then a feeling came upon me like a tidal wave! And I swore to all my gods, and on my mothers grave that I would love you till the end of time.... So now I'm praying for the end of time! To hurry up and arrive! Cos if I've gotta spend another minute with you, I don't think that I could ever survive! I'll never break my promise or forget my vow! But god only knows the way I feel right now! I'm praying for the end of time, that's all that I can do! Ooh! Ooh! I'm praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!