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Originally posted by: Captain Centipede
" Where did it go? "

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Into the back of a car.

I love my car.

One thing though, why steal a painting? You're not going to be able to sell it... cos everyone knows it's stolen. Why? What is the point?

They're probably going to hold it to ransom, Monster.

Wouldn't be difficult, really. Hide it under the sea or something, wait until the museum wire £100,000,000 into your off-shore bank account and tell them the co-ordinates of the painting.

Just make sure you're not still in the boat above it.

What we should do is buy a print and try to sell it to someone at Wimborne Market. Spread it out inside a trench-coat. Then say...:

'Psst! You wanna buy some merchandise?'

...And open the coat.

Maybe that's what The Scream is screaming about:

SH!T, I FORGOT TO TURN THE BURGLAR ALARM ON!

should have saved that for a caption contest

ps. yay, a new picture

not a vast improvement on the last one. but yay!

what i want to know is how the dog got them there

ps. why is one 'pair' of glasses refered to as a pair or them, those, etc. when it is clearly one object

is it just because its got 2 lenses?

same with trousers

but the coice of name doesnt make sence

(unless the inventer was just un-imaginative, the orange for example)

but we dont call cars glasses n' wheeles n' metal n' stuff

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Originally posted by: Captain Centipede
"The clue is in the question, Jamie. There are two bits of glass. As for trousers, I don't really know. "

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