do we have a new person called everything?

if not, i havnt a clue what your on about

You stupid molluscs.

It's quite simple:

Everyone post why you have your user-name, avatar and signature.

I'll start.

• The name 'Captain Centipede' comes from the Blode series on www.rathergood.com . There's a centipede on there. And, I wanted it to have a rank thing, so I chose my rank (according to my scheme I made up) from school.
  
• My avatar is also from rathergood, and is a German-speaking, Russian kitten. It's stomping, as in the original animation. (Jamie made it, btw)
  
• The first part of my sig is just something I said in English, because Mr. Sutton was always on at us to bring our anthologies. The second part is a completely random thing someone (I think it was Monster) came up with in maths. And the award is...an award...

NEXT!