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Quick! Get the evileye! This one's to the tune of Sex Bomb!


This may not seem to be to polite
But your butt's so big it's got satellites
First time I saw't, got a fright
Expansive and lunar white

Now everything else is the right size
But girl, I'm shaken by your thighs
And I won't deny I like it bare
Your ass-tronomic derriere

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum!
Holy guacamole girl, It's blocking out the sun!
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Butt, strangely, it still turns me on...

Now don't get upset about the comments I've made
Your bum's made for lovin', and it's creating shade
Hey let's go dancing, you can bump, you can grind
I'll stand behind your behind

Your ample rear's hereditary
Your mum has got enough for three
Your dad must wear a sign that says "Wide Load"
Your sister's ass has just been towed

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
J-Lo was so jealous, she just ordered a new one
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Butt, strangely, it still turns me on.....

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Causing minor tremors when you sit down or you run
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Your own abundant can'o'fun!

Girl I wanna push your tush,prevail on your tail
Play it like a kettle drum, your "then some" bum
Baby let me feel the real deal
Gonna stage a heist-a on your keister, cause your mine!

Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Holy guacamole girl, it's blocking out the sun!
Shrek's bum, Shrek's bum
You've got Shrek's bum
Your own abundant can'o'fun! (8x



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how rude. its like that song "i like big and i can not lie, u other brothers cant deny..."

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That reminds me, did anyone watch the 'music videos they tried to ban' thingy the other day?

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yep


twas funny


a man kept getting ran over in a tunnel,


a granny was attacked by little girls with mens faces,


and a guy got his balls clamped in a reclining tourture chair


 



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Was So Why So Sad on it?

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What does that have in it?

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Soldiers getting blown up...kinda.


It was banned cos it was released during the Iraq war



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No, I don't think it was there.

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Poo. Love's Sweet Exile? You Love Us? They both have dodgy stuff on (Naked men hugging, and a guy 'playing with himself' respectively)

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Not that I noticed.


They had the 'Relax' one...


...and a lesbian orgy (which was like the ultimate controversial one, due to extreme explicitness).



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 19:41, 2004-07-27

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What kind of 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm' is that?


I take it it's a Homer/doughnuts style 'mmmmmmmmmm'?



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 19:45, 2004-07-27

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It's a monster/lesbian orgy Mmmmmmmmmmm

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In that, case - aha.


They fuzzed out the really explicit stuff, though. Tchah.



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Then they must have tried hard enough to ban them!


 



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i didnt watch it, was it worth watching roos

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It was.


Some parts were quite funny, too.



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good i always thought channel 4 were good at that type of programme

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