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The Lone Wolf


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Post here any personal records you have recently broken.


 


Today I broke my record of 45 continuous press-ups!


I did 51 press-ups!!!


Bask in my glory!!!


Muahahaha!!!



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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well i hav eatn a hole layer of wedding cake b4

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i ate nothing but chocolate and cakes all day once.

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The Lone Wolf


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I accidently ate nothing at all, all day, on the last day of school, simply because I forgot.

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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"I accidently ate nothing at all, all day, on the last day of school, simply because I forgot. "
yeh i did that once but woke up in the middle of the night and ate loads, not very good for ur stomach.

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I just broke my record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive for.

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Captain Centipede


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Wow, me too!


I did 10 pressups a short while ago...



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*imagines*


BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!



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I did 10 pressups a short while ago... "

Ha ha... I laugh evily at your pathetic attempts... you can not match up to my superior strength.


Muahahahaha




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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Muahahahaha!


I combat your strength with my intelligence and a rubber mallet!


Muahahahaha!


Take that.



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You're intelligence is nothing compared to my superior intellect you fool.


But the rubber mallet! *slow motion* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *flees in terror*



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Aha!

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i thought ross got the highest IQ though


*cant be bothered to check*



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The Lone Wolf


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No you bafoon. I haven't done the test yet cos the picture's don't show up on my computer.

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Yeah, sure, Zack.


Well try it again.



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The Lone Wolf


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I have you fool!


I will have to do it on someone else's computer.




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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Clickety click, micro clicks!


Well get on with it, we all want to see how stupid you are!



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The Lone Wolf


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How amazingly clever I am... 



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Yes....................

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quote:
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" I will have to do it on someone else's computer. "
I would like to see that....

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