why not it not a forum if thats what your thinkin its just a normal website please help me!

cheers dave i was thinking on wed if you wanna come to wireworld after school and in the evening a couple of us good celebrate go out i got some beers if you come.

let me know when you find a host cheers

yes, dave

as in david

as in wheatley

(not staddon though, no one talks about him)

Not really...

Wheatley is longer than Dave

Staddon is longer than... whatever his first name is!!

Carrumbus/Cumshoes is longer than Jamie

Coconut is longer than Ross

MMmmmmmmmmm.....Zack is longer than Zack

So we're not really abbreviating

A French football fan, a German football fan and an English football fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze, when all of a  sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.

The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they  are  all sentenced to death. 

 However, after many months and with the help of good lawyers, they are  able  to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. 

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial  finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for the whipping, the Sheikh announced "It is my first wife's  birthday today, and she has asked me to allow you one wish before your  whipping." 

 The Frenchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said,  "Please tie a pillow to my back". This was done, but the pillow only  lasted  10 lashes before the whip went through. When the  punishment was done, he had to be carried away bleeding and crying in pain. 

The German was next up. After watching the Frenchman's pain in horror, he  said smugly "Please fix two pillows to my back". But even two pillows  could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through and again the German was  led away whimpering loudly (as they do) 

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything the  Sheikh turned to him and said.

" You are from a most beautiful part of the  world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this you may  have two wishes".

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness" The  Englishman replied. "My first wish is that you give me not 20 lashes, but  100 lashes".

"Not only are you an honourable person, you are also very  brave" said the Sheikh with an admiring look on his face. If a 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?. 

"Tie the Frenchman to my back".

:laughmyassoff:

very good