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i know theres already a topic for this somewhere but i cant be bothered to find it


 


http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/anacondas/


its basically anaconda but with an s on the end and they've managed to work the fountain of youth into the plot


http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/i_robot/internetexclusive2/


this looks really good, another will smith movie


and this is funny
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/dodgeball/


or you can just go to http://www.apple.com/trailers/ and see any you like



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The original 'Anaconda' was good.

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this one is'nt a sequal though


it's just basically the exsact same thing with the same graphics (if not, worse) with a slight tweek in the reason their there in the first place



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'Anaconda' was one of the funnist films ive seen!




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I've never seen it so I don't know what any of you are on about.




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dispite what wheatly thinks, its not a comedy


it's about a bunch of people who are studying snakes and they go to a snaky place and hire a snake guy to be a tour guide sort of person, but he just needs more people to distract the local big snake so he can get some stuff from his boat which the snake sank ages ago. so people start turning on each other and people get picked off one by one (they only find out its a snake about half way throughb the film), and ofcourse the badguy dies very painfully and the remaining good guys get away alive-ish


but the funny parts are people biten in half and legs dangleing out of the giant anacondas mouth.


and, at some point the bad guy gets swallowed and you can see his shape struggling around in pain inside the snake, but then at a later point when the snakes trying to get through a small gap to chase someone, he regurgitates the bad guy and hes cover in acid and half melted away, still moving, trying to get revenge on the good guys


so, yes


it is quite funny



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wasnt it that cartoon wid de curly haired d and de straight haired . there faces were made of paper and there heads moved from side to side wen they talked.

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Erm... I don't...know

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WHAT!!?!??!?!?


no,


 


its a film about a big snake


pesifically an anaconda



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erm..


update?


phycopath who captures people and forces them to murder each other/themselves
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/saw/


horror movie to rival the ring (really does look quite good)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/ju-on.html


for anyone who was really anoyed by the ending of farscape,... he's alive!!!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/farscape/


now a much better trailer for resident evil 2 (not the crap face cream trailer)
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/resident_evil_apocalypse/


a must see for anyone who likes crouching tiger
http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/hero/trailer/


looks crap, but for anyone who liked legue of extroudinary gibbons, you might like this
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/skycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow/


yay!, a new exorcist film
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/exorcist_the_beginning/




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blade 3!!


yaying


http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/blade_trinity/



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Well farscape looks a bit brilliant doesn't it?


And yes, I was annoyed with the ending....


now to watch all the other trailers



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woooooow new blade film YAY!YAY!


and farscape!


hero looks good



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"And yes, I was annoyed with the ending...."

Agreed.


Fecking idiots who wouldn't fund it.



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But everthings ok now!


Who's funding it now?



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Dunno. Presumably some larger studio.

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ignore the title, this looks quite good


http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/team_america/



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HaHaHa!!


THat homepage looks funny!




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I just watched the trailor,


It looks great!


When you think it'll be out over here?



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late octoberish probably



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