Gosden sucks down the pie
Itemise groceries and feed yourself pies
Organise your safe chicken pie
Hurt, maim, kill and enslave the pie factory

Each day eating out a pie
Pie sold cheaply forever, ever, ever

Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it
Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it

Without pies is slow suicide
Orthodox creams and shambolic peas
From pie maker to eater
This wonderful world of purchasing pies

Just like lungs sucking on air
A pie's as natural as sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it
Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it

All we want from you are the pies you've given us
All we want from you are the pies you've given us
All we want from you are the pies you've given us, you've given us
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us

Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it
Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it


Drive away and it's the same
Everywhere bakeries, everyone's a pie man
Your pies aren't counterfeit
This happiness corrupt political pie

Living life like a chicken pie
Spoon loaded and swallow, swallow, swallow

Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it
Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it
Under a plate full of chips
A chicken pie with peas in it