These are the list of users that have access to VIP Forums: Captain Centipede
Carrumbus
Culture Slut
Fahitas
Hitmanx2x
Jerey
Lord Ra
Parpy surfer
Stadman
The Lone Wolf
Wonder_Bob
Keith
The red carpet is out. The limos are pulling up. The VIPs are arriving.
Your brand new, shiny limo pulls up to the curb and stops. A porter opens the door and you step out. Hundreds of camera flashes almost blind you and thousands of screaming fans almost deafen you.
You walk slowly up the walkway, waving and smiling at the cheering crowds. Soon, you reach the foyer of the grand venue in which the awards ceremony is to be held. You can see all your fellow stars, who range from the famously intelligent Culture Slut to the downright weird Stadman (if you are one of them, you have just seen your reflection in a mirror).
Not long afterwards, you take your seat in the colossal hall, (on your own special round table, filled with your entourage,). You look around and see many a famous face present - film stars, singers and even the Queen, (who is sitting on a slightly raised platform,).
Trevor McDoughnut walks onto the stage and the ceremony begins...
"Welcome to the Nethazard Awards 2004. This is sure to be a momentous occasion. The organisers have asked me to say that they think this is the perfect time to hold this ceremony, as all the nominees are finishing school and the real awards ceremony is to be held tomorrow..."
He drones on for a while, until he finally gets down to business.
"And now for the voting to begin. Following is a list of the categories. Some are factual and will require no voting, but some will need voters. We are also open to new categories from contributors. Thank you - the categories are...:"
Factual:
Highest Poster
Lowest Poster
Longest Thread
Most Threads Started
Thread Last Posted On Longest Ago
Voted-for:
Most Intelligent Member
Weirdest Member
Funniest Member
Most Sensible Member
Daftest Member
Silliest Thread
Funniest Thread
Most Sensible Thread
Funniest Post
Best (Favourite) Thread
Best Avatar
Best Signature
The Outstanding Forum Contribution Award
Wow, what a serious and creative post that was!
Anyhoo, as I made clear, if I missed out any categories, suggestions are more than welcome!
Let the voting begin!
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- All your TURKEY SANDWICH are belong to us!
- Ah canny do it, Sutton! Ah've got noo anthology!
- *Squeaky voice*...I am a class A drug. Snort me!
Most Sensible Thread - What are you listening to right now?
Funniest Post -
'every1 on this froum knows i was absoluotly head over heels about ross. i was soooooooooooo happy when he told me he fancied me 2. we wernt gonna do anything relationship wise untill maby after the exams. I kept asking him 4 his mobile no but he wouldnt tell me. I found out ross' fone no from a XXX Hotline because Gay Hotline would not specify. So i decided 2 txt him, giving him extreemly obviour cluse 2 who i was. as you know i had told Ross I REALLY liked him.
this is what he txt back:Ben the only reasn y i wudnt give u my no was coz i rely did fancy u,i think ur a realy nice friend. im sorry if im a spicy rough bitch. lv ross. ps who gave u my work number?
that was the exact spelling as well. i would prefer if no1 talked 2 me bout this. and im going 2 get ross to do something 2 ur oral if u post on this topic or any other bout this subject. im a very happy person and will cause you pain.
parpy surfer.' <- that one
Best (Favourite) Thread - aicheeeleloh!
Best Avatar -
Best Signature - zack - "In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad movie."
ps. you spelt it wrong zack. tisk tisk
The Outstanding Forum Contribution Award - well..
wheatly
if i cant pick wheatly, then me (funny pics and photos)
= The last thread on the last page, basically, Wheately. The thread no one has posted on for longest, shall we say.
