Who would you rather...?

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Who would you rather...?

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Alan Davies!

Who would you rather wipe off the face of the earth?

James "It's a crap song, stop playing it every five minutes or I will kill someone" Blunt

or

Blazin' "Yo yo yo ya mum wassup innit" Squad?

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Not-so-Blazin' Squad

Who would you rather...invited you onto their talkshow?

Jonathan Ross Michael Parkinson

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Jonathan Ross, though hopefully he wouldn't look that surprised

Who would you rather meet?

The Queen

OR

Queen?

Captain Centipede · Moderator

The Queen. As long as she was giving me a knighthood.

Who would you rather...made fun of you at their stand-up show?

Jimmy Carr Ross Noble

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Ross Noble and his meat flaps

Who would you rather claimed to have slept with you and sold their story to a newspaper?

Vicky "Yeah but no but yeah or summat or nuffin'" Pollard

OR

Vicky "Yeah but no but Daaaviiiiidd, my face just melted" Beckham

Captain Centipede · Moderator

Vicky Pollard, because then I could be on Little Britain!!!

Who would you rather...ate your hat?

A llama An ostrich

Lostintheplot · Moderator

A llama

Who would you rather sang a song about you?

"Lovable" chimp-loving Rilo Kiley frontwoman Jenny Lewis

or

Large purple hatted Colin Meloy of the Decemberists

Captain Centipede · Moderator

The guy from the Decemberists.
Because he has a purple hat.

Who would you rather...bump into in a dark alley?

Alice Cooper Ming the Merciless