How much do u know about where you live?

Lostintheplot · Moderator

How much do u know about where you live?

Captain Centipede · Moderator

1. How long have you lived here?

15 years

2. How many streets are there in Bournemouth?

One - Orchard Street (I think it's called)

3. What is the longest residential street in Bournemouth (and, I think, the country)?

Castle Lane (probably)

4. Where can you find the actual 'Bourne Mouth'?

Near that Alldays?

5. Where is the Hilton Hotel?

On the sea front?

6. Which of these has ever existed:

a) Southbourne Pier

b) Bournemouth Cathedral (I think - otherwise it wouldn't be a city?)

c) Hengistbury head Amusement Park

7. To the nearest square mile, how big is the town?

No idea. 20.

8. How many miles of beaches are there?

I know that one! 7! Yay!

9. How many school pupils?

I'll guess 10, 000

10. What connects a small village on the outskirts of the town, a place with many sex shops and St. Peter's school?

Catholicism? Or Christchurch as a guess?

11. Name 3 Chines in Bournemouth

Durley Chine, Alum Chine and...rghb chine, I don't know. Well, I do, but I've forgotten.

12. Give the number of a Yellow Bus that does not go through Bournemouth Square.

19

13. How much does the Daily Echo cost?

29p

14. What is our council called?

Er...Bournemouth Council?

15. Which is the odd one out: Castlepoint, Avenue, Dolphin

Castle Point, because it's not an arcade.

I'd like to point out that these are all my own answers from my own (upper) head.

Anyway...

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Ross... I give you 2 out of 14. And you've lived here all your life... hang your coconut in shame

Hitmanx2x · The Admin

1. How long have you lived here? 8 years.

2. How many streets are there in Bournemouth? 5

3. What is the longest residential street in Bournemouth (and, I think, the country)? ???

4. Where can you find the actual 'Bourne Mouth'? Next to the pier.

5. Where is the Hilton Hotel? Near SEGA PARK and the Casino, opposite the pavillion.

6. Which of these has ever existed:

a) Southbourne Pier

b) Bournemouth Cathedral

c) Hengistbury head Amusement Park

7. To the nearest square mile, how big is the town? 16 square miles.

8. How many miles of beaches are there? 7 miles

9. How many school pupils? 10 000

10. What connects a small village on the outskirts of the town, a place with many sex shops and St. Peter's school? Zack's House

11. Name 3 Chines in Bournemouth. Alum Durly & Bransome

12. Give the number of a Yellow Bus that does not go through Bournemouth Square. 69

13. How much does the Daily Echo cost? 40p

14. What is our council called? Bournemouth Bourgh Cauncil

15. Which is the odd one out: Castlepoint, Avenue, Dolphin? Castlepoint

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

1. How long have you lived here? 4 years

2. How many streets are there in Bournemouth? A certain amount

3. What is the longest residential street in Bournemouth (and, I think, the country)? That place

4. Where can you find the actual 'Bourne Mouth'? Over in that direction.

5. Where is the Hilton Hotel? Cross the road and turn left. You'll seel a small man with a wooden hat. Walk past him and you'll see a bus stop. Wait for a bus then ask for Hilton Hotel.

6. Which of these has ever existed:

a) Southbourne Pier

b) Bournemouth Cathedral

c) Hengistbury head Amusement Park

7. To the nearest square mile, how big is the town?

8. How many miles of beaches are there?

9. How many school pupils?

10. What connects a small village on the outskirts of the town, a place with many sex shops and St. Peter's school?

11. Name 3 Chines in Bournemouth

12. Give the number of a Yellow Bus that does not go through Bournemouth Square.

13. How much does the Daily Echo cost?

14. What is our council called?

15. Which is the odd one out: Castlepoint, Avenue, Dolphin

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

Whoops. I'll carry on.

6. Which of these has ever existed:

a) Southbourne Pier

b) Bournemouth Cathedral

c) Hengistbury head Amusement Park

d) The earth

7. To the nearest square mile, how big is the town? 24, 000,000,000,000

8. How many miles of beaches are there? 7

9. How many school pupils? 20, 000, 000

10. What connects a small village on the outskirts of the town, a place with many sex shops and St. Peter's school? They're all within the town.

11. Name 3 Chines in Bournemouth Mr Chine, Mrs Chine and Alum chine

12. Give the number of a Yellow Bus that does not go through Bournemouth Square. 10,000

13. How much does the Daily Echo cost? £26.00

14. What is our council called? John

15. Which is the odd one out: Castlepoint, Avenue, Dolphin Dolphin because it is a living creature.

Hitmanx2x · The Admin

Zack.....

THAT WAS NOT FUNNY, JUST STUPID!

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

1: over 16 years

2: don't know

3: don't know

4: don't know

5: don't know

6: don't know

7: don't know

8: don't know

9: don't know

10: don't know

11: don't know

12: don't know

13: don't know

14: don't know

15: don't know

how did i do monster?

think i did quite well actualy

was'nt too shaw of that first one though

I'M DUM!!!

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

quote:
Originally posted by:
" Zack..... THAT WAS NOT FUNNY, JUST STUPID!"

Well do mind you... do mind you. do mind you.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Ha. I'm a retard.

Captain Centipede · Moderator

At least I'm second...with two points...

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

quote:

Originally posted by:
" Well do mind you... do mind you. do mind you. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. Ha. I'm a retar

I LIKE WILLYS

Dirk Gently · Pie Gobbler

F.UCKING ROSS AND BEN DID THAT

Captain Centipede · Moderator

It was all Ben.

Although it was a general conspiracy.

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Wheatley, you got 5 out of 14

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Zack got one right, and Jamie got none

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Here are the correct answers:

2. How many streets are there in Bournemouth? One. Orchard Street in Town Centre

3. What is the longest residential street in Bournemouth (and, I think, the country)? Wimborne Road

4. Where can you find the actual 'Bourne Mouth'? As Wheatley correctly answered, next to the pier

5. Where is the Hilton Hotel? It's on Westover Road, next to Sega Park

6. Which of these has ever existed: a) Southbourne Pier b) Bournemouth Cathedral c) Hengistbury head Amusement Park a) Southbourne Pier. In answer to Ross' claim that b) was correct because you need a Cathedral to be a city... Bournemouth is not a city.

7. To the nearest square mile, how big is the town? 18

8. How many miles of beaches are there? 7

9. How many school pupils? 40000 (and I'm one of them... wow!)

10. What connects a small village on the outskirts of the town, a place with many sex shops and St. Peter's school? Despite many tries, you all got it wrong. The answer is Holdenhurst. The village of Holdenhurst is on the outskirts, there are many sex shops on Holdenhurst Road and St. Peter's lower school is on Holdenhirst Avenue

11. Name 3 Chines in Bournemouth Durley, Branksome, Alum

12. Give the number of a Yellow Bus that does not go through Bournemouth Square. I got A1, 7, 10, 27, 30, 41 and 42

13. How much does the Daily Echo cost? 32p (although the Saturday edition is 40p... so an extra half point for Wheatley)

14. What is our council called? Bournemouth Borough Council

15. Which is the odd one out: Castlepoint, Avenue, Dolphin Dolphin. Why? Because it's in Poole!

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

I GOT THE FIRST ONE RIGHT
I CHECKED

anyway, what does your new signature mean?

Lostintheplot · Moderator

It's Japanese. It means something like "Such beautiful eyes, you have such beautiful eyes"

Carrumbus · The Mighty Big Fat Pie

oh

i was'nt shaw if it was just something funny cus it's got $hite in it somwhere

Lostintheplot · Moderator

Oh yeah: ****emasu!!

It is on the intro to Ocean Spray for anyone who's interested.

*waits for interest*

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*waits for more interest*

Oh, bugger it, I'm going homo.