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Homer- "Hello my name is Mr.Burns, I believe you have a letter for me?" - "OK Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer- "I don't know"
Comic Book Guy: A sarcasm machine? Oooh thats a REALLY useful invention (sarcasm machine blows up)
Homer: "Ah the last peanut, soaked in the oils and jucies of his departed bretheren....." *drops peanut down back of sofa* Homer: "D'Oh" *fishes down back of sofa* Homer: "mmmm fluffy, ewww sticky, AAARRRGGHHH, moving!.... Hmmm, ten dollars. ten lousy dollars and I wanted a peanut" Homer's brain: Ten dollars can buy many peanuts Homer: Explain how Homer's brain: "money can be exchanged for goods and services"
(bart and otto jam in the garage; homer walks by) Homer:"will you two knock it off! i can't hear my self think" (bart and otto stop) Homer's brain: "i want some peanuts" Homer: "thank you"
Homer: Now listen boys, I want a non-gay explanation for this! Milhouse: Er... we're drunk! Horribly drunk! Homer: Oh thank God...
"Doughnuts--is there anything they can't do?!?"
And a whole section for Ralph
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I bent my wookie. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life
I have to say that I think the peanut/$20 one is the funniest quote from the whole thing. But I continue:
"There's more to life than silly catchphrases Bart" Homer: D'oh Bart: Aye carumba! Marge: mmmmmmggghhhh (how do you spell that noise?) Flanders (just opening door): Hi-diddly-ho Apu (at window): Thank You. Come again. *all stare at Lisa* Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room Homer: What sort of catchphrase is that?
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered? Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness
"Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender." -- Homer Simpson
Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Chalmers: "Skinner, I think there's a fire in your kitchen." Skinner 9turning around to look): "Oh, that? No, haha...that's just the Northern Lights." Chalmers: "The Northern Lights? At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely in your kitchen?" Skinner: "Yes." Chalmers: "Could I see them?" Skinner: "No."
Grandpa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles... Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious! Grandpa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
Bart: I am going to take up smoking then stop Homer: Good for you, boy. Quitting is hard. Have a dollar. Lisa: But he didn't do anything! Homer: Didn't he Lisa, didn't he? Hey wait, he didn't!
Audience: BOOOOOO! Burns: Smithers, are they booing me? Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!" Burns: Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns'? Audience: BOOOOOO! Hans Moleman: I was saying 'Boo-urns'.
Skinner: Well if by 'wank' you mean educational fun, then it's wanking time!
When Homer gets his arm caught in the vending machine- Paramedic: "I'm sorry Homer but we're gonna have to cut your arm off" Homer: "It'll grow back right?" Paramedic: "Uh, yeah"
Marge: Who was your last employer? Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Essex Homer (to Marge): Do we know them? Marge: No Homer: Isn't he the black guy who I go bowling with? Marge: That's Carl Homer: So, you used to work for Carl, eh?
skinner: quick nibbles, chew through my ball sack nibbles: *blank expresion and runs away*
homer: save me jebus!!
*ned and marge in fantasy* ned: marge, could you please take off... your HAT. marge: i cant, im a married woman ned: but i must see what you look like... UP THERE!! *snatches hat off and marges hair springs up* ned *staring at hair* wow, and to think my mother had one of those.
*homer driving ambulance* homer: so buddy, where you going? comic book guy: for the last time, the hospital. Im having a heart attack. homer: hospital eh? everyones been going there tonight
ralph: my cats breath smells like cat food
ralph: *playing hide and seek* 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *sees bart just standing there* ralph: i found you bart: ralph, were playing checkers ralph: i dont like you any more boy-mommy
best one
bart: mom, theres somthing wrong with the dope marge: its not dope, its medicine to help you concentrate in school bart: well all i know is that my testicles wont fit in my pants anymore marge: bart. Take those oranges out of there *takes them out and gives them to marge* marge: back in the lunches you go lisa: eww, mom! marge: oh grow up lisa bart: yeah
