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YUMMY


I fell of my bike today and have a big gouge in my chin.. isn't that yummy?


I am now off to the hospital for stitches... joy



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You freak.


How big a gouge? Scratch or plastic surgery job?



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does it talk?


you should train it to talk


 


and give it a name



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Like 'Jamie'. Or 'the Carruthers'.



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The Mighty Big Fat Pie

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good point


i, too, suposedly have a gash on my chin


but i prefere to call it an 'axe wound'


makes it sound like a combat injury (or does it?)


hehe



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Ewwww, sickness.

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Mmmm Gouge... poor u.. have a coffee



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I have now been to the hospital... it's quite a big gouge... but not anymore as it has been stitched up.. with 5 stitches


Did you know, it's quite difficult having a bath without letting your chin get wet



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?


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I've never thought about that. If I ever have a huge gouge in my chin, I'll tell you

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You do that. I'll be waiting with great anticipation

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?


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The Lone Wolf wrote:

You do that.



Thanks

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There really should be a dr evil "rigggggghhhhhhhhhht" smiley

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?


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That's what I've been saying!


I think '' will do for now, though.



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