Here are Some examples of cockney slang to create a sware-free forum.

(also to help bypass the censor program)

Learn Quick My Youngish/Oldish Aprentices!

HaHaHa!

HAHAHA!

Alan Whicker(s)  -  knickers
Battle cruiser  -  boozer
Bob Hope  -  dope
Brown bread  -  dead
Chalfont St Giles  -  piles'
Cobblers  -  balls
Emma Freud's  -  haemorrhoids'
Family jewels  -  balls
Farmer Giles   -  piles
Ginger beer  -  queer
Gypsy's kiss  -  P!ss

Hampton  -  prick
Jimmy Riddle  -  piddle
Khyber pass  -  arse
Mickey (Bliss)  -  P!ss
Raspberry ripple  -  nipple
anorak  -  geek
bean flicker  -  a lesbian.
botty boy  -  offensive slang for gay man
bum bandit   -  a  gay man
bumhole engineer  -   a gay man
carpet muncher  - l esbian
chutney ferret  -  gay man.
cock  -  a general term for a man
diesel dyke   -   a butch lesbian
float an air biscuit - to fart
jublies   -   breasts.
John Thomas  -  an old affectionate term for the penis.
knackers   -   testicles.
on the game   -   to be prostitute.
pro  -  short for prostitute
ring-piece  -  relatively common term for the anus.
trog  -  common word for an ugly girl.
well I go to the foot of my stairs !   -   an archaic exclamation of surprise.
wazz   -  to urinate