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Easy enough, post a wish...and the nest person grants it for you - but will it go to plan? Then they post a wish.


Example


"I wish it was Xmas every day"


"Your wish is granted, but i have no money left from all those Xmases to buy you a present. Iwish....."


*starts*


I wish that it was always daytime



-- Edited by Culture Slut at 18:28, 2005-03-03

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i grant you wish but im not god so daytime will be dark half the time and be called night!!


 


i wish to be a member of a great irish punk band the best the world has ever heard!!



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Your wish is granted. You become lead everything in the band Flogging Aaron. Unfortunately, Fotis takes this the wrong way and you are beaten to death.





I wish I wasn't so bored!



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I grant your wish, and you become extremely interested in something.


Unfortunately, that thing is bull-fighting, and a bull ends up carrying you on its horns by your belt.





I wish I was a billionaire (not original, but screw it).



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Your wish is granted. You now have a billion sheep, and they s**t everywhere.


 


I wish the trains ran on time!



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Your wish is granted... but now, being ran on by many trains... time dies, and everything stops


I wish the next person can't find a way of messing up this wish



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*is really confused as to how that wish would work, so doesn't even try*


 


I wish it was a little warmer outside



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Muahaha I won mini wave and celebrations to me, a woohoo


 


You're wish is granted, and Little Warmer, from India, appears outside wherever you are... replacing everything that ever existed outisde of where you are.


 


 


I wish that whenever anyone says "Zeekyboogydook" a H bomb lands on them



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I grant your wish, but unfortunately the bomb deliveries are backdated, and one of them kills you (I've decided that typing it counts, too).





I wish that I was back in Kansas.



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Your wish is granted. You are now the back and spinal cord of a flower seller in Kansas city





I wish I was a real boy



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Your wish is granted, but a cat and a strange gypsy bloke kidnap you.





I wish for world peace.



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The world falls silent...and silent nukes are invented





I wish for good health!



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Your wish is granted, but then everyone else dies.





I wish for a foot-tall pianist!



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Your genie is slightly deaf, and well......


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I wish to go to the toilet

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Your wish is granted. The toilet eats you.





I wish there was a :p smiley.



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 18:56, 2005-04-14

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Your wish is granted. You can now bugg€r off to www.foreverdelayed.org.uk/forum where such a smiley exists. However you are never again welcome here if you do. Use this instead


I wish for



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Your wish is granted, but it turns out to be puffer fish sashimi. And it poisons you.






I wish for a SPOOOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 12:18, 2005-04-16

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Your wish is granted, and you become guarded by a spoooooooooon





I wish for sanity



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Your wish is granted, but everyone else goes insane. Making you insane.





I wish I wasn't bored.



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Your wish is granted and you are now cardboard
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I wish for the little line thingy to come back

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