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Pie Nibbler

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Imagine....


....having a knob growing out of your head
....having a car drive up your arse
....making love to a donkey aaron cobb style
....being strangled to death by an umbilical chord
....waking up in your mum's clothes
....yourself with a crab on the end of your penis
....you had no arms or leggs but you can fly
....you have ten boxes of toothpaste in your bedroom



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... all the people, sharing all the world. Awohoh! ohh!


... all the people, living life in peace. Awohoh! ohh!


... no religions, I wonder if you can. Nothing to kill or die for.


... no possesions, it's easy if you try


 


ok that's enough :P



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Originally posted by: Keith

"....having a knob growing out of your head ....having a car drive up your arse ....making love to a donkey aaron cobb style ....being strangled to death by an umbilical chord ....waking up in your mum's clothes ....yourself with a crab on the end of your penis ....you had no arms or leggs but you can fly ....you have ten boxes of toothpaste in your bedroom "


 


i dont know.



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Originally posted by: Keith

".....making love to a donkey aaron cobb style "

what????

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Imagine.... a post where we don't talk complete crap!



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What a ridiculous suggestion, Monster.

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Aaron cobb i decided i needed to insult sumone in my post and with the festive season just gone I thought you liked stable animals

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oh fair enough as long as there is a reason!

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i need a penis quiclkly

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sorry that was pathetic pointless and boring.......

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Okay, who hacked into Jeremy's account?



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