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Keith


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Well mine are
1)try to cut down on the unnecessary swearing
2)mean my apologies
3)give people chances

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jerey


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1.make sure i have the most fun possible


2.have sex with a 20 year old hehe


3.be a better christian


4.and have a shave


 



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hmm.... two of your resolutions seem to be conflicting with each other


 


 


 


 


that's right... you all know what I'm talking about....


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how can you shave and have as much fun as possible at the same time???....


oh no that's not the one I was thinking of.... how can you be a christian and have fun at the same time? It just doesn't make an sense man!


 


 


 


My resolutions are:


1. Get up every morning at 6.45 before college/sixth form and jog round the block... and do 100 sit-ups


2. Go swimming every thursday after college/sixth form


3. urm, work harder for business studies... (I've got an exam very soon and I haven't done any revising or any of the three past exam papers I had to do over the holiday)... and work harder in other lessons


4.(optional) Get back together with an ex


 



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"how can you be a christian and have fun at the same time? It just doesn't make an sense man!"


 


Mine's to excercise more.


Otherwise, I'm already perfect in every way. 



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 21:51, 2005-01-01

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Oh dear Ross.... you seem to have missed what I was getting at.



 


Have sex and be a better christian... unless he's planning on getting married within this year, they seem to be conflicting with each other


unless that was a joke resolution about being a christian



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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"Oh dear Ross.... you seem to have missed what I was getting at.   Have sex and be a better christian... unless he's planning on getting married within this year, they seem to be conflicting with each other unless that was a joke resolution about being a christian "

No, they're not really conflicting.


You don't have to be a puritan. I think I can safely say that the majority of Christians, at least young ones, wouldn't care about that.



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well obviously most people don't care... but they still are the "christian" rules

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Ah, screw that.


You're probably meant to go to Church, as well...



-- Edited by Captain Centipede at 20:42, 2005-01-02

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lol, Ross is a bad little christian white boy

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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
jerey


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im probably the worst tho i comitted to many sin


hope god forgives me lol



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lol, oh no we're all going to burn in hell for our treachurous crimes against humanity :P


"And you will know I am the lord when I strike down upon thee with mighty vengeance" :P


That really is a good story... one day I'm gonna read that book... now what was it called? Began with a b... uh... bobble... it looks quite interesting... strange title tho



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
jerey


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well thats a matter of faith and opinion



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Yeh I guess so... but if you have faith... you don't have much respect for your religion



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Jules: Describe what does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again! SAY.... 'WHAT'.... AGAIN! I dare you! I double dare you Motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's black Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? (Jules shoots him in the arm. Brett screams in pain) Jules: DOES... HE.... LOOK... LIKE... A BITCH? Brett (screaming): Nooo! Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
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Ooh, religious argumenting.


My new years resolution(s):


1) be more open


2) Stop being so lazy


and if I can;t stick to them, here's one I can:


- Eat more, exercise less and increase alcohol consumption



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new years resolution


im gonna teach myself japanese!


(hopefully)



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Jamie, shouldn't you learn English properly before you go on to do other languages?



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Keith


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quote:
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"1.make sure i have the most fun possible
2.have sex with a 20 year old hehe
3.be a better christian
4.and have a shave
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Forth one is that facially or .......well.....

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1. Live long enough to make next years' "New Years Resolutions".
2. Shake that guy who's been following me.
3. Actually finish reading a book, and not clap out half way through....... the first page.
4. Become a billionare.

That's all the stuff I want to do during the next year, and all I can say is... I'm glad we aren't tested on these. ;)

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Keith


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OY TOM GILES WAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING NOW COZ YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY

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Stadman


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urm lets see


i - be more focused (college&stuff + fighting&break dancing)


ii - be more desisive


iii - MAKE more free time


 



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