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PARPFEST 2004 IS NOW ON! WHO IS THE WORLDS GREATEST PARPER?
FIND OUT ONLY ON P.A.R.P. TV!

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JAMIE LIVES IN YOUR SCROTAL SACK. MMMMMMMMMMM... 34 DEGREES!

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DID YOU KNOW THAT A PIGS ORGASM LASTS FOR 30 MINS!

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EATING OF CABBAGE SOUP IS NOT ALLOUD ON THE PROMANADE!

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PARPING RULES! 20 FOOT HIGH ON BLACKPOOL PROMANADE,


FAKE ROYALTY SECOND HAND SEQUINNED FA(WIERD FRENCH  C)ADE.


OH, LONESOME AESTHETIC,WHERES MY PENIS



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I AM ATTEMPTING TO FART ON MY SELF... OW MY SPINE!


PS- JAMIE WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIS SEXUAL FUSTRATIONS OUT ON YOU.


PENIS OVER AND OUT.


NAKED BREASTS



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I PRESENT YOU WITH THE CEREMONIAL ARSE AS A TOKEN OF MY FLATULENCE.


PAAARRRRRP IS THE TRUTH



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WHAT HAS 80 BALLS AND LIKES TO SCREW OLD LADIES?


 


BINGO!



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I HAVE RECENTLY FARTED IN YOUR GENRAL DIRECTION!

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I SEND YOU THE ULTRA SCARY HOVERING BUM OF DOOM!


AND ITS DRIBBLING!!!


BWA HA HA HA  (PARP)



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I get bored!



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Cosmetic


Polemic


Distinguished by relics


Destructive Aesthetic


Intravenous Agnostic


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Intravenous Agnostic



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on the island oflundy off the coast of devon the winds are so strong that they often blow sheep off the cliff in to the sea 400 feet below

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oh no my sparkly stuff has gone

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in responce to the last thing you said: parp

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my house smells like wee wee


 


if im good i get to drink from the tap


 


if im bad i have to drink from the toilet


 


when i get home my mum says oh no


 


my bed has poo in it


 


parp


 


pppaaarrrppp


 


parp


parp


parp


parp


 


 


 


 


 


 


ppppppaaaaarrrrrrpppppp


parp



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monkey fried rice and dried llama. yummy! polish your surfaces with mr sheen

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ha ha ha i wave my sparkly anus in your direction*!*!"*!

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GIANT PARPS WILL TAKE OVER THWE WORLD! BE ON YOUR GUARD!

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