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The famous M. Pamplemousse


I was going to post my story (OK, I co-wrote it, so not strictly mine), but it's still on the college computers, so I will have to give a taster:


It contains lots of toilet humour, randomness AND Kebabs!


I will post it on Monday!



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its sounds sooooo good!
it has snowmen

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An evil snowman, nonetheless.


It also has a rather crap ending at the moment (but I didn't write that, so meh! I'll change it)



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does anything or anyone french get blown up??


it'll make a great ending



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Speaking of snow(men), I saw the end of a film last night that apparently featured 'Fox in the Snow', by Belle and Sebastian, which Monster may find interesting.

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stop changing the subject


france must die!!!!



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Originally posted by: Captain Centipede

"Speaking of snow(men), I saw the end of a film last night that apparently featured 'Fox in the Snow', by Belle and Sebastian, which Monster may find interesting. "

Ooh, could it have been 'Storytelling'? They wrote the whole Soundtrack to it, including the brilliant 'Fu<k this $hit'

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I don't think so; it was just featured.
Anyway, the film was about some poor people in some sort of money trouble or something.

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Meh. I've never heard that song anyway

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AND HERE IT IS!


 


Une histoire d’infamie


 


C’est une nuit noire, et Monsieur Pamplemousse et le bonhomme de neige malveillant viennent de s’échapper du Pays de Galles, ou tous les criminels doivent rester. 


« Aha ! » Monsieur Pamplemousse dis, à tue tête, « Finalement, je suis libre des moutons ! Et maintenant, bonhomme de neige, nous allons trouver un endroit pour l’éclater »


        « Oui » dit le bonhomme de neige.


        « Et nous allons voler tout l’argent ! »


        « Oui » dit le bonhomme de neige, encore une fois.


« Puis, je vais danser. Mais, première, je vais aller au toilette »


        « Mais tu viens de venir de toilette !  Tu vas mal ?! Car on n’a pas assez de temps pour un criminel avec diarrhée ! »


        « Au contraire je vais faire peur à mes adversaires avec l’odeur. Mwahahahahahahahaha ! »


        Alors, Monsieur Pamplemousse et son ami de carotte nez vont faire des trucs mauvais, et ils viennent de manger des kebabs, qui est aussi mauvais….très mauvais. Et après avoir peint la toilette en marron, ils sont morts de diarrhée explosive. La nation du Pays de Galles est encore perplexe.




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in english??

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It's a dark night, and M. Pamplemousse and the evil snowman have just escaped from Wales, where all criminals must stay. 



"Aha!" M. Pamplemousse says, at the top of his voice, "Finally I am free of the sheep! And now, snowman, we are going to find a place to blow up!


        "Yes," said the snowman



        "And we're going to steal all the money!"



        "Yes," said the snowman again.



"And then, I'm going to dance. But now, I'm going to the toilet"



        "But you've just been!  Are you ill?! There's not much time for a criminal with diarrhoea"


     " Quite the contrary, I'm going to scare my enemies with the smell! Mwahahahahahahahaha ! "



        So, M. Pamplemousse and his carrot-nosed friend are going to do evil things, and they've just eaten kebabs, which is also bad….very bad. And after having painted the toilet brown, they died of explosive diarrhoea. Wales was confused again.



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I managed to translate most of that, except the fact that his friend is a snowman.

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Originally posted by: Culture Slut
"It's a dark night, and M. Pamplemousse and the evil snowman have just escaped from Wales, where all criminals must stay.  "Aha!" M. Pamplemousse says, at the top of his voice, "Finally I am free of the sheep! And now, snowman, we are going to find a place to blow up!         "Yes," said the snowman         "And we're going to steal all the money!"         "Yes," said the snowman again. "And then, I'm going to dance. But now, I'm going to the toilet"         "But you've just been!  Are you ill?! There's not much time for a criminal with diarrhoea"      " Quite the contrary, I'm going to scare my enemies with the smell! Mwahahahahahahahaha ! "         So, M. Pamplemousse and his carrot-nosed friend are going to do evil things, and they've just eaten kebabs, which is also bad….very bad. And after having painted the toilet brown, they died of explosive diarrhoea. Wales was confused again."


 


woo go monster the dudeist dude there is!



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